Cancer Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above On alternate weekends Mentor loads up an old B-24 with medical supplies, water purification kits, and vitamin-enriched high-protein emergency ration bars and carpet-bombs famine-stricken areas in East Africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is the reason those areas of Africa are famine-stricken. He doesn't do it to be mean. Quite the contrary -- he does it because otherwise poor Mentor wouldn't know what to do with his weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bill Keyes took his famous hat from Indiana Jones after kicking his *** and taking his girl home after a misunderstanding in a bar in Indonesia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 is actualy the Old Man From Scene 24 gone undercover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentor Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus almost beat out Elmo Lincoln as the first cinematic Tarzan of the Apes. His loss was especially galling because L.Marcus was the real Tarzan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mentor served his country for many years as the third man in a top-top secret organization. He himself came up with the idea of allowing two young authors to write a long running series of books about his exploits, mixing truth and fiction in such a way as to cause actual reports of the organization's activities to be dismissed by the public. Despite the Paul Bunyanization that occurs in those stories, any reader will gain hints as to the depths of the debt we owe him. Also, all the stuff about stewardesses was totally true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above OddHat is determined that the truth about the brave deeds and super powers of the Monkey King of Chinese lore be restored to its rightful place in the minds of people worldwide and that the Monkey King is respected as the Avatar he was. All these jokes about monkey poo flinging make him furious !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above It's been said that Mrs. Oddhat's compassion won over the beast known to us as Kong. That around her this mighy "monster" acts like a playful child and will often share his toys. This is true. Butr what you don't know is that she was chaparone for Kong's prom date with Fay Wray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 is banned from the Pentagon after the infamous 'gargling with porridge' trick. Ad for telling one guillable soul you could do the same with a pretzel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble actually invented the infamous "Clark Kent" trick. If you put glasses on the Tribble, you can't recognize him. It's true. Bill. (The monday morning Tribble complication! w00t!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The plush-toy rabbit carried everywhere by keys_bill was recently, due to a clerical error and what at the time seemed like a harmless prank, hired as a middle manager in his company's sales department. The paperwork blockage thus created between upper management and the actual sales staff has caused a productivity increase of over 8% in just three weeks. The toy bunny is already being considered for further promotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Against all expectations, OddHat does actually know what the word 'itinerant' means. Nevertheless, it still makes him furious. Edit: 'Mendicant' an entirely different matter . . . OddHat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Last time I had to wade through one of Bill Keyes' "Armies", L Marcus cleaned up after me. It was nice of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84. Came with the upgrades ready and working, even the ones that didn't work on the earlier models. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above There's no one more efficient at wiping out Bunnie Armies than the Mighty E! For human armies, there's the Dreaded But Cute Death Tribble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus. Convicted and acquitted of the same crime on numerous occasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble, able to escape any jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza owns a Hummer, but it's just for show. He has taken out the drive train (except the rear wheels and axle), and removed the driver-side floorboards and replaced it with a shoulder harness. When he wants to go somewhere, he gets in, squats down, puts on the harness, stands up (lifting the vehicle imperceptibly off the ground), and jogs to where he needs to go. This saves on gas, and it's MUCH easier to get into a tight parking spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is one of three identical creatures created near the beginning of the universe. Each of them was assigned to guard and promote one aspect of reality. Unfortunately, after a few billion years of this, Cancer went insane and killed one of his two brothers. This is why magic no longer exists in our reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_Bill can pull a Spawn Of Great Cthulhu from your ear. It's a given icebreaker at parties. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus name is really M. Larcus. He changed it for stylistic reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Trencher in a freak accident with a time machine was actually thrown back in time and was the inventor of the medieval trencher, named in his honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mutant for Hire. So dosed up on steroids the WWE won't employ him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above If it weren't for the madness of King George "Death Tribble" III, the American colonists would never have staged a rebellion and broken away from Mother England. All American patriots thank you, DT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_Bill's whole bunny schtick is actually a very clever and elaborate front. Actually, the secret is now out-and the Agent died discovering it. KEYES_BILL IS ACTUALLY AN UNSPEAKABLE CREATURE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION SUMMONED BY THE ILLUMINATI !!!!! OddHat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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