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3 hours ago, tkdguy said:

L. Marcus hired penguins as staff for his company's Human Resources department.

 

tkdguy once worked for L. Marcus in Human Resources but was let go for dress code violations. He didn't have a tuxedo.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

And a Palindromedary Resources Department

 

 

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Psst, Mr Tribble, wanna try some Space Dust?  It's out of this world!  The first hit is free ....

 

Death Tribble has been sold the Brooklyn Bridge fourteen times.

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Death Tribble is such a big Nietsche fan that he started a fan club called the Übermenscheviks.  The club did little more than spread confusion, which seems appropriate, all things considered.

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Cancer was offered the defensive coordinator position for the Salt Lake Stallions, but he declined because the AAF couldn't pay him as much as he was getting from his his cushy academic job.

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My five-year-old currently appears to be speaking in tongues, and the only part of what he's saying that's comprehensible is L. Marcus' name.

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