L. Marcus Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 Death tribble ought to feel responsible for Michael McIntyre's entire career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 L.Marcus showed Donald Trump how to 'tweet'. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Narratio's demand for medication was met by NyQuil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 L. Marcus hired penguins as staff for his company's Human Resources department. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 3 hours ago, tkdguy said: L. Marcus hired penguins as staff for his company's Human Resources department. tkdguy once worked for L. Marcus in Human Resources but was let go for dress code violations. He didn't have a tuxedo. Lucius Alexander And a Palindromedary Resources Department Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 The number of times that Lucius has been confused for Luscious Jackson is no odds to nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Death tribble once mistook Gondar for Gondor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 L Marcus once mistook Copenhagen for Gothenburg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 Death Tribble goes fishing with Tide pods in hopes of catching an orca pod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 Space Dust ? Cancer knows what it really is and you don't want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 Psst, Mr Tribble, wanna try some Space Dust? It's out of this world! The first hit is free .... Death Tribble has been sold the Brooklyn Bridge fourteen times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Hey if it works once........ The greatest con trick Cancer ever pulled was to convince people that the Moon exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Death Tribble is such a big Nietsche fan that he started a fan club called the Übermenscheviks. The club did little more than spread confusion, which seems appropriate, all things considered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Cancer knows all highways and byways of Wales by heart. He has never set foot there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 No-one has yet forgiven L Marcus for Swedish Vegetable Balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Death Tribble ate the last mango in Paris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 Pariah invented the mango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Death tribble et the last naan bread in Peshawar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 If something's name includes a word for some kind of food, L Marcus can communicate psionically with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Cancer was offered the defensive coordinator position for the Salt Lake Stallions, but he declined because the AAF couldn't pay him as much as he was getting from his his cushy academic job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Pariah is a Reader in Cushions at Unseen University. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 My five-year-old currently appears to be speaking in tongues, and the only part of what he's saying that's comprehensible is L. Marcus' name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Pariah invented names Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 DT once tried to pronounce Eyafjallajökull. Three deaths were involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 L. Marcus is fresh out of bubble gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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