Cancer Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 L. Marcus's secret addiction shame: he snorts lutefisk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Cancer is the silent partner in Zaphod Beeblebrox's highly successful second-hand ballpoint pen business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Pariah once GMed a Rolemaster session where a combat played out in less than two hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 L. Marcus plays Runequest when he thinks nobody is looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 3 hours ago, L. Marcus said: Pariah once GMed a Rolemaster session where a combat played out in less than two hours! Demonstrably untrue and patently absurd, of course. It simply can't be done. I know this because I read a peer-reviewed journal article on the subject authored by tkdguy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Pariah invented Nitrogen tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Death Tribble once tried "Let's do some oxygen" as a pick-up line. It might actually have worked if he'd tried it on astronomers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Cancer tests old photographic plates of stellar spectra, assessing the metallicity of the dimmer stars by licking the pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 OT: (1) I only had to work once with photographic plates. Not a happy episode. (2) Use of one's tongue *was* an approved technique when taking plates. Plates had to be cut and loaded into the plateholder in absolute darkness, and you really needed the emulsion side to be the side on which the light was focused. The advised way to ensure you had this right was to touch your tongue to the plate when you'd loaded it, before you screwed the plateholder top on. L. Marcus can perform Chopin's Scherzo No. 2 in B-flat minor on the digeredoo, and does so at Nonce every Saint Bodvid's Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 18, 2019 Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 Cancer plays a great rendition of Chopsticks with his favorite oboe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 18, 2019 Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 Tkd was geology consultant on the 2012 disaster flick. The experience was responsible for about 19% of his grey hairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 18, 2019 Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 L Marcus caused people to believe that the Beatles had recorded Danish Forest, Swedish Copse and Finhish Grove tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 Death Tribble uses violinists -- not violins -- as elements in a percussion instrument. The arrangement can be described as a scaled-up version of Monty Python's "mouse organ". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 Cancer managed not to be seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 L Marcus managed to move Norway one inch to the left on maps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 Death Tribble once worked as a paleontology consultant for "The I.T. Crowd". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 Pariah invented consultants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 DT consult inventors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 L. Marcus invented Death Tribble. The rest of us warned him of the consequences, but no, he wouldnt listen! Now look at what you've done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 Oh you want to play do you ? Pariah invented Newt Gingrich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 The Colossus of Rhodes was built by Death Tribble using only a staple gun. The entirety was 3/8" staples, many millions of them. Those don't withstand marine conditions well. And they aren't very good for attaching masses of small metal bits to stone anchors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 Cancer discombobulated the Sorting Hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 L. Marcus is dissatisfied with the concept of quantum weirdness, so he tries to promulgate macroscopic weirdness at every opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 Pariah invented dissatisfaction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 DT introduced the concept to Mike Jagger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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