L. Marcus Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 Pariah once owned Tuscany too, but lost it in a high-stakes game of craps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 7 hours ago, Pariah said: Bazza has been cataloguing the movements of Australian Bigfoots (not Bigfeet) for three years now. He has a paper coming out soon. Paper has already appeared in a peer-reviewed journal. Working on the second one. L Marcus wrote a song about Dave Watts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 You know all those programmes on TV about how to improve your home so that you can sell it for a higher price ? Well Bazza released a book about how to do things to your home to make it lose value. And all without damaging it. Although reading the book may harm the reader with all the awful colour combinations and tacky, and I do mean really tacky, ornaments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 And I sold 1 million copies. So I’m happy. death tribble had a cameo in Working Girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 Corduroy curtains. Another Bazza idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 Terry toweling curtains. Another DT idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 Talking toilet seats. Why Bazza thought this would be a good idea is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 Don't make death tribble angry, or he'll take the batteries on your TV remote and replace them with batteries that are about to expire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 Technical Kettle Drum Guy once convinced people that kettle drums could be used as real kettles. Enough water to make tea or coffee for an entire regiment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 Back in WW2, no more U-Boats penetrated Scapa Flow once the Royal Navy conscripted the Death Tribble ASW Patrol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 Why didn't the War of the Worlds come true ? Subscribe to Cancer's Youtube channel to find out more ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 Death tribble tried to take over the world with an army of Moreau-ized mandrills. He failed, because the mandrills refused to show their faces in public. They thought they looked far too silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 L Marcus and his Scandinavian visits to Ragnarok. Limited availability. Summer only. Book now to avoid disappointment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 Hit him in the small of the back with a taser, and Death Tribble turns into a coloratura soprano. Well, more properly (considering the language he uses), an off-coloratura soprano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 22, 2023 Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 Want to see Cancer curl into a ball and scream 'No ! No ! Not again !' ? Just ask him about the missing moons of Venus..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 Death Tribble fought for the Union against the Confeds, thereby angering the British mill industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 A lime green kitchen. With matching appliances. Another of Bazza's ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 I’m preferring blue, but same idea. death tribble is banned from glastonbury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2023 Report Share Posted February 24, 2023 Non disclosure agreements were signed so we don't know what colours Bazza used in the failed refurbishment of the Australian parliament building. The one word anyone ever mentions is awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 24, 2023 Report Share Posted February 24, 2023 Death tribble was the inspiration for the Nameless Ones in The Tombs of Atuan. Ursula Le Guin saw him eat a meat pie floater, and the rest is history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 25, 2023 Report Share Posted February 25, 2023 Submarines made out of ice. A cost saving method for the navies of Scandinavia. An L Marcus idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 The original concept behind cryptocurrencies was inspired by seeing death tribble droppings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 Cancer's latest astronomical thesis: Neptune and Uranus, Why they both suck ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 Death tribble steeps his Earl Grey for seven minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 L. Marcus knows a method for making akvavit from walrus blubber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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