Cancer Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 Pariah has more plutonium than he knows what to do with, but he has had the evil idea of stamping out disks of it the size of 50-cent pieces with the legend "Hot Cash" and handing them out to trickertreeters on Halloween. He is concerned that some collector might buy them all for cheap and try keeping them in the same shoe box, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 22 hours ago, L. Marcus said: DT invented the houri. Shush ! Or everyone will want one. Cancer's seminal work 'Saturn is the greatest planet in the solar system and Jupiter can just suck it' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 Death Tribble has been stalking Bette Midler online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 Pariah has a pretty good gig going as a light novel isekai author, specializing in shoujo romance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 L. Marcus has a secret design for a rocket-propelled glögg dispensary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 Cancer is looking for a small business loan to launch his Bushmill's Ice Pops empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 Pariah tried his hand at alchemy, and now he has the Midas touch. #curse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 Bazza. He did kiss that duck, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 DT began his illustrious career as beautician as Brennus' mustache curler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 L. Marcus is a Master of The Force ... the force of static friction, specifically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 27, 2022 Report Share Posted October 27, 2022 Pariah invented static Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 Death tribble is annoyed that his shipment of three hogsheads of pickled hogs' heads is delayed by supply chain issues in the Mergui Archipelago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 Cancer really, really, really wants people to believe that death by satellite is 'not a thing'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 DT's latest gene splicing project is fire-spewing pandas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 Have you heard L Marcus's hit 'Lullaby of the lonely iceberg in the fjord' ? You'll regret it if you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 Have you tried Death Tribble's lingonberry scones? They taste like despair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Pariah invented trying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 That is demonstrably false. Death Tribble has been trying for much longer than Pariah. He's been very trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Cancer is third in succession to be the next Demon King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 The lead model of Finland by L Marcus. So toxic it had to be buried the same way that you would treat nuclear waste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Death Tribble is the official supplier of snark to the EPL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Pariah's snark is a boojum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Cancer was a successful submarine race captain in high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 3, 2022 Report Share Posted November 3, 2022 Pariah invented submarines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2022 Report Share Posted November 4, 2022 Death Tribble has a pair of Fat Freddy's Cat underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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