Cancer Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 Bazza's favorite anchorage is Plato's Cove, where it's always dark enough so couples can make nookie just about anywhere without disrupting other activities, like the perpetual bickering between the solipsists and the perspectivists about which wine is better and how you can tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 Cancer cannot watch Dr Who as an astronomical mistake drives him to tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 Death Tribble started his career as a stunt double for a guinea pig tamale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 Cancer has a secret phd in astrology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 Bazza has a phobia of sea slugs. Guess what various members of the board are sending him as Christmas presents ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 They are sending chocolate, as promised! death tribble tried singing but all the sharps were flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 The outside of the house was alright but turquoise for the bathroom ? Bazza what were you thinking ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 I was thinking I like turquoise. death tribble took a job as a tap dancer to make ends meet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Purple light shades ? Bazza what were you thinking ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 Death Tribble is globally (in)famous for his tofurkey tamale recipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 Pariah invented tamale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 In the next star system over, there's a large-ish ice moon called Epididymis. DT is responsible for one of its craters by the means of an orbital body slam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 Scandinavia the final frontier. These are the voyages of the people called Vikings, their ongoing mission to explore strange new lands, to seek out new settlements and new civilisations and to rob them blind and kill people in the name of Odin. This is why L Marcus was not allowed near any film or series about Vikings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 The cocktail named after Death Tribble consists of Cornish gin, mutton grease, and crabapple liqueur served cold in a tin cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 Cancer is a troll of the old school. Proud of the ancient ways, he set up shop under the Tacoma Narrows Bridge back when it was built in 1940. The infamous Incident kicked off when a truckload of goats were driven over, and Cancer missed it entirely. Nowadays, he's found that living in a house is much more comfy than just sleeping under a highway. The food is better, too -- curried goat three times a day, seven days a week got old in the Seventies. But to keep in touch with his troll heritage, he insists on a high-grade internet access. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 Scandinavian Gin Punch. I should never have listened to L Marcus's recommendation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 I won. Neener neener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 Is this like how you redid the rules for Scandinavian Chess, L Marcus ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 Death Tribble chess uses 16 pieces a side, each of which does nothing but consumes the square they are in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 Are you suffering from Insomnia ? Then I have the cure ! Just listen to Cancer explain the rules to Astronomy Chess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 Death Tribble plays solitaire with a deck of 51. And wins about a third of the time. Don't ask how. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 Pariah holds the deed to Lombardy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 L. Marcus's HERO dice are carved from the baculums of rock trolls. He is not popular with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 Cancer’s secret hobby & guilty pleasure…astrology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 Bazza has been cataloguing the movements of Australian Bigfoots (not Bigfeet) for three years now. He has a paper coming out soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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