Cancer Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Bazza enjoys surfing on a salt water crocodile equipped with a pair of supplementary JATO units. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Cancer carved the words 'Get off my lawn' on Pluto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 You DO NOT WANT TO KNOW (spoilered for brain bleach warning) Spoiler WHAT DEATH TRIBBLE DOES WITH A PENGUIN, A #3 PHILIPS HEAD SCREWDRIVER, AND A BAR OF SOAP, with Joan Baez's "Diamonds and Rust" playing in the background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Cancer's Math Meth class is the inspiration for the Queen song "Who Wants to Live Forever?" The universally acknowledged answer, after taking the class, is "Not me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Pariah's latest kaiju project started life as a ladybug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 L Marcus magnum opus Denmark the Musical has to be seen to be believed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Death tribble fell from the Waterloo Bridge into the Thames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2022 Report Share Posted February 26, 2022 Bazza kissed the Bunyip ! Bazza kissed the Bunyip ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 Death Tribble brews his tea using heavy water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 It has that extra neutron tang he craves. Another school topic Pariah dreads: semiconductors, because every one of his classes dissolves into helpless teenage laughter at the mention of "gallium arsenide". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 Cancer’s favourite new constellation: kid picking nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 You have heard about that strange person who has been spray painting crocodiles as Hello Kitty ? Anything to say Bazza ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 19, 2022 Report Share Posted October 19, 2022 Death Tribble counts things in base 667, because in base 666 you never actually get to write down 666 as a number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2022 Report Share Posted October 19, 2022 Cancer recently won two goats and a box of wine in a schlager karaoke contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 19, 2022 Report Share Posted October 19, 2022 Pariah won a lifetime subscription to disappointment. It's called a Denver Broncos season ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 For perhaps the first time in this thread, in the post immediately above, death tribble has posted an essential truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 Cancer perpetuated the myth of the existence of Sweden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 As PM of UK, DT has decided on the taxation of "thingie". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 21, 2022 Report Share Posted October 21, 2022 L Marcus and the Lapland venison missile disaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 Death Tribble is just a hairball coughed up by Fat Freddy's Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 Cancer's fan flic The Romantic Adventures of Neptune. It is rubbish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 Death Tribble crossed the finish line in first place, his car traveling at over 300 kilometers per hour, in the worst case of cheating the London Marathon has ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 Pariah invented the hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 DT invented the houri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 L Marcus has one of Death Tribble's horcruxes in a safe deposit box in Falköping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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