Cancer Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 One of them was suggested by tkdguy, Kickinthenardalius, the Crotch Shot. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Cancer' controversial essay: Mercury, why it is better than Venus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 DT’s a member of MI6, he is 000.5. Not quite a 00 yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 That awful Petronas Towers joke ? Bazza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 I have to thank DT, as I had to look that up, didn’t find it but landed on a page that had some very funny, but oh so totally black humour. DT is like a table. He gets laid three times a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 Bazza once swam to New Guinea. His inbuilt impeller helped tremendously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 If you put litmus paper on L. Marcus, it turns white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 Cancer recently published a paper in a music theory journal correctly blaming hip-hop for the decline of civilization in the XXI century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 Pariah invented paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 DT was prime minister for a month somewhere between Pitt the Elder and Pitt the Younger. Whatever you do, do not call him Pitt the Intermediate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 Yes, the proper historical label is Pitt the Mediocre. Half the restroom graffiti in Scandinavia was put there by L. Marcus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 Cancer was once replaced by a Life-Model Decoy. After three weeks, the LMD decided it was no longer interested in the gig and asked for reassignment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Pariah was the inspiration for R2-D2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 tkdguy thinks it is amusing to make people forget that they should not punch themselves in the lower abdomen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 DT doesn't really care either way, since with him it's all thorax all the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 The Great Leaping Bear Frog of Finland by L Marcus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 The Goodies scratched an episode with death tribble and went with Kitty Kong instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Bazza is responsible for the fact that Jeff, the purple Wiggle, keeps falling asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 The sleeping sickness that Pariah infected him with has nothing to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 L. Marcus was found as a child in a meteor crater, his odd rocket shaped crib had apparently crushed a farming couple in the impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 A smile, a handshake and a bath in baked beans for two. That's Hermit for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 DT once led an Old Malden sleeper agent cell in New Malden, poised to overthrow the rule of mayor Arthur Huddinutt (a local solicitor). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Marcus authored one of the Norse myths. (Tell you more next time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Bazza is opening a Heisenberg-themed Bed & Breakfast. It's perpetually double-booked, so when you arrive, there may or may not be a room for you. (No refunds.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 Pariah is still trapped in Plato’s Cave. Sad thing is that he is unaware of it. He thinks he would know, but how do you know when you don’t know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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