Trained Chicken Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 You all remember this stumblebum from Super Friends. What would he be like as a Bizarro? Show us what you got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assault Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief It's a bit difficult Bizarro-ing him without designing the original character first, but... Same powerset - *lots* of growth and related stuff. Similar skillset - lots of wilderness stuff. Plus he can actually speak like someone without brain damage. But he's ugly, and has no more fashion sense than the original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.J. Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief He's a giant bizarro native american with tremendous strength and durability. When trouble comes around, he says his magic words and reduces himself to man size! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trained Chicken Posted December 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief He's a giant bizarro native american with tremendous strength and durability. When trouble comes around' date=' he says his magic words and reduces himself to man size![/quote']* You mean, "Eunuch-nuk"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief He shrinks and talks like a cowboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief * You mean, "Eunuch-nuk"? Umm... "Eunuch"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief Well, since Apache Chief and Bizarro both have horrendous speech patterns, I think the Bizarro Chief would have to be the most lucid, well-spoken Bizarro of all time. Second only to Bizarro Dubya... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trained Chicken Posted December 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief Umm... "Eunuch"? You-NUK-nuk, if you like. Having him say Eunuch is funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief You-NUK-nuk' date=' if you like. Having him say Eunuch is funnier.[/quote'] Indeed. But i always thought it was "E nuk chuk" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief Actually, in keeping with the modern Bizarro-ism, I'd have him shrink when he says his magic words (since the modern Bizarro has Superman's heat vision and freeze breath backwards as freeze vision and fire breath), in addition to the messed up vocal patterns and general poor logic. As a side note, I love Batzarro. According to Wikipedia (take that for what you will), he says 'Inuk Chuk', which is apparently Apache for 'Big Man'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithcurtis Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief I think Bizarro Apache Chief would stay big all the time, having forgotten the Apache words for "Little Man" Curtis "me am bizarro" Keith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisUlf Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief Indeed. But i always thought it was "E nuk chuk" When I was younger, I used to think he was saying "Me-up-chuck!" Now there's a challenging power writeup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief When I was younger' date=' I used to think he was saying "Me-up-chuck!" Now there's a challenging power writeup. [/quote'] I don't even want to visualize a fifty foot nearly naked indian summoning the power of up-chuck... Too late! The visuals are winning...ack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devlin1 Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief Indeed. But i always thought it was "E nuk chuk" Yes. I believe that's part of the joke. If Inukchuk --> Growth ~ Phallic Symbol = Masculinity, then Eunuch = Loss of Masculinity ~ Shrinking <-- Eunuchchuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trained Chicken Posted December 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief It occurs to me, he's wrapped himself in some sort of skirt.. and when he grows, everyone can see his enormous junk. Makes sense to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCMaenza Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief If you all haven't seen the Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law epsiode with Apache Chief, you really should! Some hilarious, hilarious stuff - touching upon much of which is mentioned above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Hiemforth Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief I really need to stay out of this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyendasky80 Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief Wait, come back. You haven't heard that the plot of that episode revolved around the Chief's impotence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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