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Re: Your PC's might be underpowered if...

 

Your team is entirely composed of failed try outs for the Great Lakes Avengers

 

You need to call in your reserve members to take down Foxbatgirl.

 

Making it to post segment 12 is your teams personal best....vs Bulldozer.

 

The main reason you're not Hunted By Dr Destroyer is that he completely fails to notice you even attacking him.

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There's no such thing as an incomptent DNPC in comparison to you.

 

the only metahuman you can find to list as a hunted that isn't more powerful is one of your own teammates.

 

Takofones is a romantic rival, and is in a superior position to you..without using magic.

 

It's easier to list the attacks you are not vulnerable to.

 

You've never had to roll that unluck dice.

 

You thought you were in a hideous deathtrap, only to discover it was the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese...

(and someone still had to make a new character the next session due to a fatality.)

 

Even your Stun has an activation roll.

 

Even Viper Agents don't have the heart to kick you when you are down.

 

Mechanons refused to terminate you on the hopeful chance you would reproduce and weaken the species.

 

You took Body damage from a presence attack.

 

When the team leader cries out "take up a Defensive Position"..everyone falls to the ground in a fetal position screaming "please dont hurt me please dont hurt me"....

 

No character has ever lived to get experience.

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If your team's "Battle Van" is a shopping cart with cardboard armor...

If your government liason is a cubscout...

If your movement power involves roller skates (sorry Iron Man)...

If your powered armor says "Rubbermaid" on the shoulder...

you might be a tad underpowered.

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Your team lives in terror of an Iron Age villain who in turn lives in terror of a ten year old bully named "Petey".

 

Your team fled before a group of Grail Lamp Nuns, without even risking a little peril.

 

Three of your team were beaten unconscious by the blue stuff that grew out of that container in the back of the fridge.

 

You purchased a banana and a pointy stick, thus more than doubling your effective fire power.

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You know, I like the "Battle Van" idea. Buy off the "Must be towed" and you could have a fun little Calvin and Hobbes-type vehicle.

 

STR 15

BODY 5

Size 0

DEF 2

DEX 8

SPD 2

Cost: -4

 

Running 10"

Reduced Endurance (0 END; +1/2)

Lim: Limited Maneuverability (-1/4)

Lim: Only on Approriate Terrain (-1/2)

Lim: Must be towed (-1)

Lim: IIF (-1/4)

10 points

 

x8 Non-Combat Multiple for Running

Lim: Limited Maneuverability (-1/4)

Lim: Only on Approriate Terrain (-1/2)

Lim: Must be towed (-1)

LIm: IIF (-1/4)

3 points

 

Disadvantages

12 No Base Running

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Your character might be underpowered if his name is Seeker.

 

:rofl:

 

(Actually, if you can locate a copy of the 4e supplement Watchers of the Dragon, Seeker gets a major buff there. Add two or three increments of Combat Luck and you have a rocking 5e martial artist!)

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If your character refers to Foxbat as "Master Villain Material"...

 

If your character's immunity system is more expensive than the actual PC, but he has full-blown AIDS (okay, that's kinda mean)...

 

If one of your character's goals is to ascend to the Microverse...

 

If the only atomic monster campaign your character lived through was a mouse scurrying around the room (and it still followed the standard plot)...

 

If a fly wouldn't even hurt your character...

 

If your character's best power is the ability to convert food into energy...

 

If your character is in a HERO Boards poll, and Pie is selected because it is the more powerful option...

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