OddHat Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 A gigantic egg-shaped space ship appears over Campaign City! Mysterious Egg-ergy beams streak out, targeting supermarkets, restaurants, and refrigerators! Tens of thousands of eggs suddenly sprout little tiny arms and legs and begin attacking the populace! (They can just about lift 8-12 ounces, jump about 1 meter, and splat when you kick them, but there are lots of them). One good egg contacts the player characters and offers information on egg-xactly what's going on! The Egg Men of Planet Ovium have come to Earth, seeking to turn over easy the world's governments and create an Eggalitarian Ovigarchy! Can the heroes scramble the Egg Men? Can the informant be trusted, or is he a Bad Egg? Can the heroes face the Elite Hard Boiled Eggs? Is all this some cosmic being's sick idea of a yolk? What Would Your Character Do!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Schultz Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! All characters: Break the 4th wall and ask the writer what he's been smoking, as obviously they're in the yearly humor issue, and thus meta-storytelling powers (or at least commentary) are allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metaphysician Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! All characters: Break the 4th wall and ask the writer what he's been smoking, as obviously they've in the yearly humor issue, and thus meta-storytelling powers (or at least commentary) are allowed. *points up* What he said. About half my characters could even do this normally, practically. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! War Wolf: "Okay team, let's scramble ... I didn't mean that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitewings Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! Champion Wind would look around at her team-mates, "I put perfectly ordinary mushrooms on the pizza, I swear! Ask Mother!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! "War is Shell. What? SOMEONE had to say it." -Banner "My powers probably don't work on these either"- Gaze. "Amazing, alien life... though, the races on TV seem a lot less... uhm.. stupid."-Jaunt "Let's hope it isn't spreading to cavier" - Aquatic "BWHAAHAHAHA!"-Mole *Grunts ,and goes back to bed* -Saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half Baked Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! This just CRACKS me up:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebuchet Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! I think this is an eggstremely silly WWYCD by an eggcentric member of these boards; and I don't think I'm eggsagerating when I point out all these eggscruciatingly bad puns are eggsecrebale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half Baked Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! I think this is an eggstremely silly WWYCD by an eggcentric member of these boards; and I don't think I'm eggsagerating when I point out all these eggscruciatingly bad puns are eggsecrebale. Be careful, you'll only egg him on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexus Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! Is this some some twisted idea of a yolk? I mean, oddhat is a pretty cracked guy but he must fried when he came up with this one, lack of sleep or something scrambled his brain? But I'm over easy so... Tao defers to Eastern Knight, her ability to eliminate foodstuffs far exceeds her own. Shidoku rolls over, pulls the sheets over her head and swears (again) to never mix recreational chemical and tequila again Eve gathers them up to paint them. Easter Egg Hunt! Harmony would look at Champion Wind "Yeah, right." Ivy sighs, realizing this is the begnning of yet another mega cross over event.... Egg-stinction Agenda...but it couldn't be worse than Civil Bore. Velocity realizes you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs... and she REALLY likes omelettes... Valkeyrie simple isn't hard boiled enough to deal with scenario, she'd feel like she was walking on eggshells, her wits scambled and faculties fried. While the experience would br egg scruiating it wouldn't crack her completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! Be careful' date=' you'll only egg him on [/quote'] Well, Trebuchet, it looks like the yolk's on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! To fight off the Egg Man and all of his Egg Men, the obvious solution is to call in their arch-nemesis: The Walrus! Koo-Koo-Ka-choo, baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zane_Marlowe Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! We've brought this upon ourselves you realize; once too often we counted our chickens before they'd hatched, and now doom is upon us. However, therein lies the solution! We'd release our population of captive chickens to sit on the Eggmen and incubate the invaders into a more docile form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! We've brought this upon ourselves you realize; once too often we counted our chickens before they'd hatched, and now doom is upon us. However, therein lies the solution! We'd release our population of captive chickens to sit on the Eggmen and incubate the invaders into a more docile form. Alternately, we could get them into a philosophical conundrum by asking if it's legal for them to be here before the Chicken Men of Krankor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisUlf Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! Fenris: would have one of his teammates get a flamethrower and a ton of butter. Five minutes later, it's dinner time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zane_Marlowe Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! Alternately' date=' we could get them into a philosophical conundrum by asking if it's legal for them to be here before the Chicken Men of Krankor.[/quote'] Wow, that's exactly right! Talk about dropping someone into a bottomless abyss of existential angst! Did you come first, or did the chickens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transmetahuman Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! However' date=' therein lies the solution! We'd release our population of captive chickens to sit on the Eggmen and incubate the invaders into a more docile form.[/quote'] Yolks! Think about the ramifications on sexual politics and eggual rights movements throughout the world, when suddenly the chicks so greatly outnumber the guys... And I don't know about you, but in my circles, chicks aren't eggzactly all that docile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Major Tom Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! Powerstar: "Well, this is an interesting twist on the shell game." Somewhere in his mausoleum, Vincent Price is cackling in evil glee and com- menting on the "eggsquiteness" of the situation... Major Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mhoram Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! Koo-Koo-Ka-choo, baby. You know, I'm going to have to mention to the group that you posted in a thread about superheroes and Eggs. I thought you would have known better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimble Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! Jack "Crash" Parker: Grabs a frying pan and a spatula and says, "Let's get cracking!", to his teammates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimble Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! I wonder if Eggs like Twinkies Snack Cakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! Ok, cut it out! Omlette you off with a warning this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! Omlette you off with a warning this time. Just when I thought the egg puns couldn't possibly get any worse.... I had to Rep that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! Yeah, kinda figured this was coming... You know' date=' I'm going to have to mention to the group that you posted in a thread about superheroes and Eggs. I thought you would have known better. [/quote'] For the curious, the character in question is Knight Owl II - The grandson of Francis Krill, the original Knight Owl from Word War II. He uses his grandfather's newest invention, a suit of powered armor, to fight crime in San Angelo. Inspired by/ripped off from Batman Beyond. Called "Egg Boy" by his teammates because of the egg-shaped grenades he uses. So, in the spirit of the thread, here's what he'd do: Knight Owl II dives right into the fray and starts throwing hand grenades. Or hen grenades. Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: WWYCD: Egg-olution! I'd like to thank everyone so far for their eggcellent contributions! I hope you shell continue to help me eggzamine eggery aspect of this eggciting scenario. Adventure theme song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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