Narratio Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have' date=' I did, it's done[/quote'] Q: Did you brush your teeth, wash your face and say your prayers? A: And then it slid to one side and fell over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: And then it slid to one side and fell over. Q;I told you building a house on the edge of a cliff during the rainy season was a bad idea. So, what happened after you got out of the house? A: 20 clicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: 20 clicks Q: how far did you have to chase him from the wedding chapel? A: With a slight left hand twist the head came off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: With a slight left hand twist the head came off. Q: Manfred! What on Earth happened to your ****? A: In the time of California's greatest need, Zorro will return again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Manfred! What on Earth happened to your ****? A: In the time of California's greatest need, Zorro will return again. Q: What worried Gray Davis more than Arnold Schwarzenegger ? A: I gotta go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I gotta go Q: Yeah, the bathroom is closed for cleaning. Why? A: There has been 45 lawsuits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: There has been 45 lawsuits. Q: And what makes you say this school has a bad English teacher? A: You come out to the other side of this airlock and say that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybernaut Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You come out to the other side of this airlock and say that! Q: You idiot! Why did you go outside the ship without your spacesuit? A: This consignment store should be consigned to oblivion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: This consignment store should be consigned to oblivion. Q: So, what do you think of "Purgatory, Inc."? A: Metaphysics isn't my strong suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Metaphysics isn't my strong suit. Q: What lame excuse did your son try this time to get out of cleaning his room? A: Romping hedgehogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Romping hedgehogs. Q: What do you get when SEGA announces that Sonic & Shadow have come out of the closet? A: Beta Zoids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Beta Zoids Q: What should we call our new line of infernally cute, telepathic service droids? A: See what your 'twerking with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What should we call our new line of infernally cute, telepathic service droids? A: See what your 'twerking with. Q: Why do I need a light in order to 'twerk? A: I am fusion infused! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am fusion infused! Q: I can understand why you would melt the pink flamingo on my lawn, but how did you melt the flamingo? A: The beast is free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I can understand why you would melt the pink flamingo on my lawn, but how did you melt the flamingo? A: The beast is free! Q: What do you think of my new all in one beard trimmer, lawn mower and dog walker? A: Freedom of something or other... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Freedom of something or other... Q; What is the next thing that is going to be claimed as an inalienable right? A: The automotive industry is going away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The automotive industry is going away. Q: Why are the meth cooks the only people in Detroit who are earning a living? A: No thank you. I enjoy being sane, and that is something I wish to continue doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: No thank you. I enjoy being sane' date=' and that is something I wish to continue doing.[/quote'] Q: Did you see that new thread Mightybec started? A: Frogs until 3AM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you see that new thread Mightybec started? A: Frogs until 3AM. Q) Where are the hot chicks you said would be here? It's almost 2:30! A) And me without my helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) And me without my helmet. Q) You're out here while it's raining zebras? A) Power corrupts; Absolute Power is kind of cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Power corrupts; Absolute Power is kind of cool. Q: What is Dr. Destroyer's mantra? A: A perfectly featureless door... with a pentagram in human blood embedded with arcane symbols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Dr. Destroyer's mantra? A: A perfectly featureless door... with a pentagram in human blood embedded with arcane symbols. Q: What makes you think that behind this door lurks Senator Jessie Helms, it looks kinda normal to me ? A: You saw what you saw 'cause I led you to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You saw what you saw 'cause I led you to it Q: What's the marketing slogan of the Guides' Guild? A: This is "insurrections"; "rebellions" is down the hall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is "insurrections"; "rebellions" is down the hall. Q: In the Argument Clinic, what is commonly heard in the rooms past Abuse, Arguments, Complaints and Getting Hit On The Head lessons? A: It bleeds in blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It bleeds in blue. Q: Tell me again why I have to wash your underwear by itself, and I can't throw it in with your jeans? A: Sorry, I'm trying cut back. I only eat children on weekends now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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