Sundog Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, so you've got Genesis, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Pink Floyd, King Crimson, and Rush. Are we missing anyone? A: Frick on a stick! Q: John Frick has been impaled? What's up with that? A: $212 and 35 cents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: $212 and 35 cents. Q: Name a moderately large amount of money, and a very large number of smells. A: Spelling is not my forty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name a moderately large amount of money, and a very large number of smells. A: Spelling is not my forty. Q: How many times do I have to remind you that potato doesn't have an E, Dan? A: I built my house out of solid concrete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I built my house out of solid concrete. Q: What is this big pile of Jersey barriers? A: I'm not afraid. The Big Bad Wolf is my landlord! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not afraid. The Big Bad Wolf is my landlord! Q: Aren't you concerned about your grandmother in the woods? A: This is not a good time to invest in Orcs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is not a good time to invest in Orcs. Q: The Orc Battalion is on the march. Is there anything that you can say about it? A: Give me the Knight Rider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Sir, The terrorists have made their demands. They want 3 million in gold, to carried in by someone named Kitt. His brother was very adamant about that... A: OK The Townsville girls I can understand; they have superpowers after all. I just can't understand why this state hired ordinary children as their hero team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: OK The Townsville girls I can understand; they have superpowers after all. I just can't understand why this state hired ordinary children as their hero team. Q: So Oklahoma is under the protection of the Kids next Door? A: Two-by-Four Technology can do anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You built a lightsaber using a pipe, a laser pointer, and a marble. Why does it work??? A: First the Powerpuffs. Then the KND. And now another pint-sized team. There's got to be some hero somewhere I can play Catwoman with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You built a lightsaber using a pipe, a laser pointer, and a marble. Why does it work??? A: First the Powerpuffs. Then the KND. And now another pint-sized team. There's got to be some hero somewhere I can play Catwoman with. Q: Any luck finding a con game you like? A: The truth is she loves getting tied up in her own magic lasso, it's kind of a fetish with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The truth is she loves getting tied up in her own magic lasso' date=' it's kind of a fetish with her.[/quote'] Q: What did you say that made Wonder Woman smack you in the mouth? A: Raven and Starfire are okay, but my money's on Kim Possible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Raven and Starfire are okay' date=' but my money's on Kim Possible![/quote'] Q: You're making book on the Miss Superteen contest? A: And if you say that about Shego, prepare to die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And if you say that about Shego' date=' [i']prepare to die[/i]! Q: I'm just saying that an orange costume makes even the most attractive woman unappealing. And don't even get me started on green.... A: 'Eleanor' something, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: 'Eleanor' something' date=' I think.[/quote'] Q: Who was that Aquitaine woman again? A: It's your turn to be King of the Britons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who was that Aquitaine woman again? A: It's your turn to be King of the Britons. Q: OW! Art, why did you hit me with your sword? A: Hit me baby, one more time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hit me baby' date=' one more time![/quote'] Q: What did the masochist say that made the sadist say, "No!"? A: Red, white and plaid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Red' date=' white and plaid![/quote'] Q: I understand you're an anomalous trichromat. What are your favorite colors? A: A big plate of fried lard, and deep-fried twinkies for dessert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A big plate of fried lard, and deep-fried twinkies for dessert. Q: WHat is the Southern Blue Plate Special? A: softening of the Arteries and Hardening of the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: softening of the Arteries and Hardening of the head. Q: What are you praying for, for all the over-age hippies? A: But no granola! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: softening of the Arteries and Hardening of the head. Q: What's the effect (and cause) of ordering a big plate of fried lard, and deep-fried twinkies for dessert? A: It's better than a slap in the face with a wet fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's better than a slap in the face with a wet fish. Q: Why do you want a slap in the face with a dry fish? A: He's just tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's just tired. Q: Why is he wearing large rubber toruses? A: It might be a sphere, but I don't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: But no granola! Q: Why do you have a box of every cereal in history in your cupboard? Q: Why is he wearing large rubber toruses? A: It might be a sphere, but I don't think so. Q: If a decision had a shape, what would it be? A: He's suffering from advanced hippyism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's suffering from advanced hippyism. Q: What's wrong with Mellow Bob? A: It's open for discussion, but only in Urdu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's open for discussion, but only in Urdu. Q: So what sanctions should the US apply to the Pakistani Government? A: Third cliff to your left, and straight on to the bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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