Asperion Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Third cliff to your left' date=' and straight on to the bottom.[/quote'] Q: Where can we find the hidden entrance to you lair? A: Temporal Nitro Annilators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Temporal Nitro Annilators. Q: What will I use to annilate my Temporal Nitro? A: And that's what happens when matter and anti-matter semi-trucks collide on I-5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's what happens when matter and anti-matter semi-trucks collide on I-5. Q: Hey, the traffic through Everett is better! The road's gone, but there's nothing but smooth, glazed ground for about seven miles ... you can get to Anacortes in only 40 minutes now! You think they finally finished resurfacing the place? A: Never mind. I'll just poke myself in the eye with the stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Never mind. I'll just poke myself in the eye with the stick. Q: You want to try to Bingo a large number of Ninjas to get a bloodline? A: The purple Ninja strikes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You want to try to Bingo a large number of Ninjas to get a bloodline? A: The purple Ninja strikes! Q: Why has production on "Ninja Force Rainbow!" been put on hiatus? A: Oops - we shot the hero! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oops - we shot the hero! Q: Okay, so that takes care of the last Stormtrooper. Hey, isn't that one a little short...? A: It stands for "Valentine's Day", you idiot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, so that takes care of the last Stormtrooper. Hey, isn't that one a little short...? A: It stands for "Valentine's Day", you idiot! Q: Hmm, what does this note saying "Valentine's Day" mean? A: He's the Saint of Looking Like You're Doing Something When You're Not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hmm, what does this note saying "Valentine's Day" mean? A: He's the Saint of Looking Like You're Doing Something When You're Not. Q: We're nominating Beatle Bailey for sainthood? A: If those were the last shoes on earth, I'd cut off my feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If those were the last shoes on earth, I'd cut off my feet. Q: Hey, it's Foxbat's newest invention, Guillotine Boots! You want to try them on? A: Toe-poppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, it's Foxbat's newest invention, Guillotine Boots! You want to try them on? A: Toe-poppers. Q: So what are you going to call you explosive caltrops? A: I will not hush! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I will not hush! Q: If you say one more word, I'm gonna go insane and probably end up jumping off a bridge! So HUSH already, all right?! A: One word, and you'll have migraines for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: One word' date=' and you'll have migraines for a week.[/quote'] Q: When did you realize annoying Charles Xavier was a bad idea? A: In this case, stairs are not your friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When did you realize annoying Charles Xavier was a bad idea? A: In this case, stairs are not your friend. Q: What do you not say to a friend who's got both legs in casts? A: All of my utensils are made out of formed plastique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: All of my utensils are made out of formed plastique. Q: So, what are your plans for this 'explosive' dinner party you've been bragging about? A: Peter Parker in high heels, or Tony Stark in satiny black teddy. You decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Peter Parker in high heels' date=' or Tony Stark in satiny black teddy. You decide.[/quote'] Q: What are the worst outtakes from the "Skrulls get the sex change ray working" episode? A: Then again, there's Ben Grimm in a thong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Then again' date=' there's Ben Grimm in a thong.[/quote'] Q: Bad taste in undergarments: Threat or Menace? A: Every dog has his day. Fido's in February 16th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Every dog has his day. Fido's in February 16th. Q: But I have a pet HMO. Why can't I get my dog in for his annual checkup? A: Talking dogs and chipmunks that do calculus. Now I've seen it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: But I have a pet HMO. Why can't I get my dog in for his annual checkup? A: Talking dogs and chipmunks that do calculus. Now I've seen it all. Q: So how do you like my poll options? A: When I said I liked fishnets, that's not what I meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So how do you like my poll options? A: When I said I liked fishnets, that's not what I meant. Q: See what I replaced the sheets with, Honey? A: Acidosis of the tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Acidosis of the tongue. Q: What did Storm get when she kissed the Thing? A: The best at Show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The best at Show. Q: WHy did he get a Blue Ribbon for flashing people? A: It's only a severed Limb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's only a severed Limb. Q: What's in the middle when you slice Rush Limbaugh into three equal pieces? A: It'll be a warm day in International Falls, Minnesota before that happens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's in the middle when you slice Rush Limbaugh into three equal pieces? A: It'll be a warm day in International Falls, Minnesota before that happens! Q: Can you tell me what the weather is like in your hometown? A: Music for the Masses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Music for the Masses! Q: Why were Archbishops such generous patrons to composers? A: Archbishops who don't believe in God, Chief Constables who do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why were Archbishops such generous patrons to composers? A: Archbishops who don't believe in God, Chief Constables who do. Q:Name two of the stranger aspects of the modern world. A: Steel toed bunny slippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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