Klytus Posted June 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The sooner you get into the penguin suit' date=' the sooner we can be out of here![/quote'] Q: Is there no other way to sneak out of this convent? A: Because it does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because it does! Q: I give up. Why DID the chicken cross the road, anyway? A: I don't think you understand the question, Mister Blofeld. Or how much trouble you're really in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think you understand the question' date=' Mister Blofeld. Or how much trouble you're really in.[/quote'] Q: I will only ask you one more time: do you want to buy the dog? A: Now for the 10 types of people. [think binary] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now for the 10 types of people. [think binary] Q: Time to Divide the House of Commons! A: At least they don't have to elect some awful President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions Q: 2A or not 2A? A: I'm looking for a seven-letter word that's a synonym for "Antidisestablishmentarian", but I don't think it exists. Psst: "Patriot" Anti = Against Dis = Against Establishmentarian = Someone supporting the establishment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: At least they don't have to elect some awful President. Q: What's the best thing about living under the heels of a cruel and bloody tyrant? A: Not even then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not even then. Q: If I can get this pig to fly, will you go out with me? A: The time has come, the Walrus said, to say "goo goo goo joob!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The time has come' date=' the Walrus said, to say "goo goo goo joob!"[/quote'] Q: What time is it? A: Dirty power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dirty power. Q - What is all this coal mining for? A - You'll never make it work, but if you do, at least invite me to your Nobel ceremony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - You'll never make it work' date=' but if you do, at least invite me to your Nobel ceremony.[/quote'] Q: What do you think of my plans for a machine that will generate an an anti-idiocy field? A: It was blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was blue. Q: There were four hundred people on that dirigible! Why on Earth did you decide to shoot it down? A: The Power to Change Your Fate no longer available in Bud Light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Power to Change Your Fate no longer available in Bud Light. Q: Have you tried thier great new alcohol-free variety? A: Psychiatry for Utter Idiots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Psychiatry for Utter Idiots Q: What did you see on your shrink's bookshelf that made you decide to stop seeing him? A: It can always get worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It can always get worse. Q: Sauerkraut flavored chocolate? Can anything be worse than sauerkraut flavored chocolate? A: You might want to think twice before trying to shoot those penguins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: You might want to think twice before trying to shoot those penguins. Q: Those penguins are sitting on the pulse of the internet. Are you sure that you would like to shoot them? A: Its like Wal-Mart... only without the class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Its like Wal-Mart... only without the class. Q: What do you think of my new "As Seen On TV" superstore? A: A handy appliance that will scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: A handy appliance that will scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! Q - Have you got any ideas for products that people weren't silly enough to buy in the 70s, but might buy now? A - That could mean anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - That could mean anything. Q: What is the meaning of "tears for tv"? A: Homo Hillbillius. Found in outlying locations across the Northern American continent, it is a throwback to Neanderthal man rather than an advance on Hom Sapiens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Homo Hillbillius. Found in outlying locations across the Northern American continent' date=' it is a throwback to Neanderthal man rather than an advance on Homo Sapiens.[/quote'] Q - What proof do you have of this so-called 'theory of natural selection'? A - That was not designed intelligently. At all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Homo Hillbillius. Found in outlying locations across the Northern American continent' date=' it is a throwback to Neanderthal man rather than an advance on Hom Sapiens.[/quote'] Q: When Shia LaBeouf finally started playing characters of different species, where did he begin? A - That was not designed intelligently. At all. Q: PRofessor Hayes, give me your considered opinion on the Duck-Billed Platypus. A: With a little bit of luck, you can see the bloodhound don't find out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: With a little bit of luck' date=' you can see the bloodhound don't find out![/quote'] Q - Okay, so I've successfully broken out of Backwater County Jail. Now what? A - Bury me in willow, not in oak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Bury me in willow' date=' not in oak.[/quote'] Q: Name a provision in the will of a Buffy fan. A: That's for those of you with absolutely no interest in pirates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's for those of you with absolutely no interest in pirates. Q: Would you like to take this apocalyptic pug onto your ship? A: Democracy means never having to say sorry when you take your opponents outside and shoot them in the back of the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Democracy means never having to say sorry when you take your opponents outside and shoot them in the back of the head. Q: Didn't there used to be Democrats in Congress? A: Hit me with your rhythm stick! Hit me slowly! Hit me quick! Hit me! Hit me! HIT ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hit me with your rhythm stick! Hit me slowly! Hit me quick! Hit me! Hit me! HIT ME! Q: What happens when the Rain Man becomes a masochist? A: Back in thyme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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