Cancer Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The light-pulse of darkness. Q: What's not quite as hard to understand as a vector boson that interacts only via the weak force that causes everything to have mass? A: Mass what has never been elucidated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mass what has never been elucidated. Q: Television can be the greatest force for mass en--Why are you laughing at me? A: Don't call me Sir! I work for a living! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't call me Sir! I work for a living! Q: What will you never hear any politician say? A: Except on Tuesdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Except on Tuesdays. Q: So, Mr Copernicus, you're saying the earth really does revolve around the sun? A: The mother and the father and the Automatic Bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The mother and the father and the Automatic Bird. Q: Has anyone ever heard of of this Wright family? A: A few years ago, I stopped throwing around the word "charming" because I used it too much and because although I recognized it when I saw it, I didn't have a definition of the word. Now I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: A few years ago' date=' I stopped throwing around the word "charming" because I used it too much and because although I recognized it when I saw it, I didn't have a definition of the word. Now I do.[/quote'] Q: Why did you change you name, Prince Charming? A: Seven doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Seven doors. Q: So, Mister Gamemaster, I'm in a 20'-by-'20 octagonal room with a tapestry at one end. What else do I see? A: There are the days of lasers in the jungle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: There are the days of lasers in the jungle. Q: How can you tell when the Predator-type aliens have landed? A: Only if you can Wright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only if you can Wright. Q: Is it legal to Rong in this campaign? A: Brain stem! Brain stem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Brain stem! Brain stem! Q: Pop quiz, Johnny: What do you have to take out in one shot on Wolverine to actually kill him? A: Neversummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Neversummer. Q: What precedes EternalFall? A: It's like a brain freeze that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's like a brain freeze that way. Q: What would happen if i ate this 3 gallon ice cream in ten minutes? A: Your butt is on fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your butt is on fire! Q: Why shouldn't I have sat down on that chair made of magma? A: Oh dear -- we've buried her living in the tomb again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh dear -- we've buried her living in the tomb again. Q: Why can't I find your mother-in-law? A: Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Again. Q: You mean he pressed the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Button? A: You know, I didn't think this would happen if Time were removed from the Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know' date=' I didn't think this would happen if Time were removed from the Universe.[/quote'] Q: Can I get something to read besides Newsweek and US News & World Report? A: No, but we have this season's issue of Manatee Love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' but we have this season's issue of [i']Manatee Love[/i]. Q - I just thought a sports medicine clinic would have, you know, sports magazines in the waiting room. A - I'm worst at what I do best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'm worst at what I do best. Q: I asked you to play Rachmaninoff's Third Piano Concerto. What's with "Chopsticks?" A: So that's how the Passenger Pigeon became extinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: So that's how the Passenger Pigeon became extinct. Q: Why did they ever permit them to share flights with Passenger Scorpions? A: Completely Mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Completely Mental. Q: Describe psychology in two words. A: "Deranged" does not mean "melee combat only". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Completely Mental. Q: And how would you like your Psionic Powers, Madam LaRouge? A: Made with apples, cinnamon, sugar and tender hateful care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Made with apples' date=' cinnamon, sugar and tender hateful care.[/quote'] Q - Is this an apple revenge pie? A - You're gonna need more than four-and-twenty blackbirds to pull this off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 21, 2012 Report Share Posted September 21, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - You're gonna need more than four-and-twenty blackbirds to pull this off. Q: I, Birdmaster, am going to rob the Tower of London! What obstacles stand in my way? A: Not even you, Captain Lust, would dare try to seduce HER..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not even you' date=' Captain Lust, would dare try to seduce HER.....[/quote'] Q - So once you get the bag on her head, Medusa's pretty hot, right? A - This is most certainly not the ideal place to find a purple kangaroo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - This is most certainly not the ideal place to find a purple kangaroo. Q: Is this the Social Security Administration Field Office in Eromanga? A: Nothing says security like a temporally-displaced chimpanzee who just drank a six-pack and took three acid hits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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