zornwil Posted November 16, 2003 Report Share Posted November 16, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A; Paper-Bismol; the writer's cramps laxative. Q: Really, Steven King is making an endorsement? What for? A: Faulty typewriters, dammit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 16, 2003 Report Share Posted November 16, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: Really, Steven King is making an endorsement? What for? A: Faulty typewriters, dammit. Q: What caused all of Von D-Man's service contracts to multiply the cost by x100? A: ;) :p (wink, wink, nudge,nudge, say no more) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 17, 2003 Report Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What caused all of Von D-Man's service contracts to multiply the cost by x100? A: ;) :p (wink, wink, nudge,nudge, say no more) Q: Are you selling something? A: (singing) Oh I love the sun and I love the rain and I love the darkness and I love the pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted November 17, 2003 Report Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: (singing) Oh I love the sun and I love the rain and I love the darkness and I love the pain. Question: Are you a dentist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 17, 2003 Report Share Posted November 17, 2003 gewing, forgot your answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted November 17, 2003 Report Share Posted November 17, 2003 I think I got mixed up which game we are playing. Originally posted by Tim gewing, forgot your answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 17, 2003 Report Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by gewing A) I think I got mixed up which game we are playing. Got yer back Gewing Q) Grond, why did you put Foxbat through the wall? A) To tell you the truth, it was an easy fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 17, 2003 Report Share Posted November 17, 2003 Q. So you're the guy who made sure George W Bush got elected, how did you do it ? (Sorry, could not resist) A. It was not a pretty sight. He'd been torn to pieces by wild butterflies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 17, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble A. It was not a pretty sight. He'd been torn to pieces by wild butterflies. Q: What happened to the guy left tied to the ground and covered in honey nectar? A: She made a splendid gesture at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted November 17, 2003 Report Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What happened to the guy left tied to the ground and covered in honey nectar? A: She made a splendid gesture at him. Q: Why did that cop arrest Nemesis? A: Highway To Hell, Hell's Bells, and Big Balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Originally posted by Marcus Impudite Q: Why did that cop arrest Nemesis? A: Highway To Hell, Hell's Bells, and Big Balls Q: What is AC/Dc's biggest hits? (couldn't think of anything better. ) A: I should have ttaken the blue pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: I should have ttaken the blue pill. Q: Tim, why are looking so Red? A: I seem to be missing all my right socks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Originally posted by lemming Q: Tim, why are looking so Red? A: I seem to be missing all my right socks Q: So why are you wearing two left socks? A: 3 feet 2 inches of pure fury and hate... in a fuzzy coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: So why are you wearing two left socks? A: 3 feet 2 inches of pure fury and hate... in a fuzzy coat. Q) So Winnie the Pooh became a hardboild vigilante? What's he like? A) And to top it off, they changed the price of our laundry machine to a dollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q) So Winnie the Pooh became a hardboild vigilante? What's he like? A) And to top it off, they changed the price of our laundry machine to a dollar. Q: So, your yard sale was the victim of pranksters? A: "I find your lack of faith.... gratifying. It shows a willingness to question and a tendency towards self reliance. Good show, officer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: So, your yard sale was the victim of pranksters? A: "I find your lack of faith.... gratifying. It shows a willingness to question and a tendency towards self reliance. Good show, officer!" Q: What was the one line that Lucas left on the cutting room floor while chinging Star Wars? A: They're playing Christmas music in June! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Q. How can you tell the TV networks are doing their Winter specials ? A. A goldfish with a machine gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble Q. How can you tell the TV networks are doing their Winter specials ? A. A goldfish with a machine gun Q: WHat is the most disturbing change to "the Cat in the Hat" A: You load 16 tons, then go to the next truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: WHat is the most disturbing change to "the Cat in the Hat" A: You load 16 tons, then go to the next truck. Q: You load 16 tons, and what do you get? A: I am the chosen one! You can tell by my hat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: You load 16 tons, and what do you get? A: I am the chosen one! You can tell by my hat! Q: Who are you? A: The great train giveaway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: The great train giveaway. Q: Uh, honey, how come there's a train lined up behind our back yard? A: I like it when you smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: Uh, honey, how come there's a train lined up behind our back yard? A: I like it when you smile. Q: WHy are you looking at me like that? A: Whig out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Whig out. Q: Hey, who won, Clay or Polk? A: 1798...in a hot, hot summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: Hey, who won, Clay or Polk? A: 1798...in a hot, hot summer. Q: So - Bruyes loses to Nelson in the Battle of the Nile? When was that? A: 1963, people had never seen anything like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: 1963, people had never seen anything like it. Q: So when were you born, Hermit? A: And that's when Madam Butterfly jumped ship, taking the entire stock of white Zinfandel with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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