BoneDaddy Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: What is your opiion of the legislature? A: Diets and Demigods. Q: What saved Meshach Shadrach and Abednigo? A: La Vache Qui Rie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javed Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 Originally posted by BoneDaddy Q: What saved Meshach Shadrach and Abednigo? A: La Vache Qui Rie Q. What can you say with only 1 point in French anyway? A. And then the ambulance showed up with the pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 Q. What change to the script about Bart being a daredevil made Matt Groening suspicious that the Fast Food Industry was infiltrating the Simpsons ? A. Rachel came as a Purple dinosaur, Rachel was in a Fat Easter Bunny outfit, Worldmaker came as the Universe, Nato came as the Warsaw Pact, Steve Long came as Moses, Ben came as the Matrix, Nightfly came as Donald Fagin, Trebauchet came as a catapult, Mentor came as Teachers whiskey, Rage came as a Werewolf character from White Wolf, Enforcer came as a cop, Supreme came as Superman, Hermit came as Captain America, Klytus came as Ming the Merciless, Realms came as Ed Greenwood, Agent X came as a guy in a suit with a hood with a big X logo, Zornwil came as Godzilla, Lord Liaden came as Agent Elrond, mightybec came as Beck, Lemming came as a Hamster, Monolith came as an Obelisk, Falcon came as an Eagle and Tim came as JohnBelushi in the Blues Brothers. All highly inappropriate for the event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. Rachel came as a Purple dinosaur, Rachel was in a Fat Easter Bunny outfit, Worldmaker came as the Universe, Nato came as the Warsaw Pact, Steve Long came as Moses, Ben came as the Matrix, Nightfly came as Donald Fagin, Trebauchet came as a catapult, Mentor came as Teachers whiskey, Rage came as a Werewolf character from White Wolf, Enforcer came as a cop, Supreme came as Superman, Hermit came as Captain America, Klytus came as Ming the Merciless, Realms came as Ed Greenwood, Agent X came as a guy in a suit with a hood with a big X logo, Zornwil came as Godzilla, Lord Liaden came as Agent Elrond, mightybec came as Beck, Lemming came as a Hamster, Monolith came as an Obelisk, Falcon came as an Eagle and Tim came as JohnBelushi in the Blues Brothers. All highly inappropriate for the event. Q: I heard about that costume party you gave, the one where you were to come as the person or event that most influenced your life for the betterment of all mankind! How'd it go? A: It was the most impressive display of arrogance I have ever had the misfortune to witness. I was disgusted, and will never think of him in the same way again. Why do you ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 Originally posted by White Heat A: It was the most impressive display of arrogance I have ever had the misfortune to witness. I was disgusted, and will never think of him in the same way again. Why do you ask? Q: So, White Heat, how did your date with Tom Cruise go? A: The spontaneous human combustion engine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Q: What energy saving motor never took off? A: radical reactionary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: What energy saving motor never took off? A: radical reactionary Q: Well, I believe we must use the internet to vote for who our new High King will be, then we will have the Dhali Llama, the Pope, and Mel Brooks claim it is God's will for this new Soveriegn to rule. After that, we have the roman Style Orgy. That's my politics, what do you think of me? A: Insidiously insipid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit A: Insidiously insipid. Q: What do you call the people who vote for Bush, but don't proclaim it? A: Taxation without representation or recourse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El Q: What do you call the people who vote for Bush, but don't proclaim it? A: Taxation without representation or recourse! Q: So, at this rate, what do you think our great nation will see as the norm? A: Argh! My eyes are bleeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit A: Argh! My eyes are bleeding. Q: You just wouldn't believe me when I told you that there was a picture of Rush Limbaugh naked in that magazine, would you? A: Teletubbies on crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: Teletubbies on crack. Q: What's Rush Limbaugh look like naked? A: Argle Bargle, Broogle Moof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Originally posted by BoneDaddy A: Argle Bargle, Broogle Moof! Q: What's the most intelligent thing said during this campaigning season? A: I'll do what I darned well please, and nobody can stop me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: I'll do what I darned well please, and nobody can stop me! Q. What one statement does George W. Bush want to make to the press, but that Karl Rove keeps threatening to take away his baseball card collection if he does? A. Ahoooo! Werewolf of Cleveland... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Q; What was the worst sequel filmed last year? A: I've got a basketball there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: I've got a basketball there. Q: Have you seen the Champions' new training room? A: But it's soooo cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Q: That's a Xenovore DeathCat you are petting! Don't you know that one touch is fatal? A: Meatless Steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Q: What type of steak can I have? A: Taxidermy without representation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javed Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Originally posted by lemming Q: What type of steak can I have? A: Taxidermy without representation Q. What set off the great Hamster Rebellion of 1993? A. When your jaw drops off, it's time to reevaluate the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Q. What is the old barbarian maxim about never retreating ? A. Bring me the Whores ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 26, 2004 Report Share Posted February 26, 2004 Q: Did you say to bring you the S'mores? A; Elvis in Black velvet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: Elvis in Black velvet Q: Which painting is even more tacky than: "Dogs Playing Poker" in White canvas? A: A suicidal rampage of chocolate and tax attorneys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Q: Washington was wiped out! How? A: I love the smell of flame wars in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: Washington was wiped out! How? A: I love the smell of flame wars in the morning. Q: Billy's getting the napalm ready. A: I know. My head really hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Q: How could you drink ten cases of tequila in one night? A: I've gotten better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: How could you drink ten cases of tequila in one night? A: I've gotten better. Q: How was Kara's backrub? A: I need a plane ticket, QUICK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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