lemming Posted March 21, 2004 Report Share Posted March 21, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: Never stick your head up a vaccuum cleaner. Q: Tim, what is with all the dust bunnies and good god, what happenned to your head!? A: Surf the pickle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted March 22, 2004 Report Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by lemming A: Surf the pickle. Q: Dude, what did you say before she slapped you? A: I never said I thought you were a Republican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 22, 2004 Report Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by BoneDaddy A: I never said I thought you were a Republican. Q: Why are you calling me a foul mouthed knee jerk rightwing reactionary? A: MMMMM, plutonium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 22, 2004 Report Share Posted March 22, 2004 Q: What is your favorite heavy metal needed to keep your metabolism going? A: 3 minbari walk into a bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javed Posted March 22, 2004 Report Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: What is your favorite heavy metal needed to keep your metabolism going? A: 3 minbari walk into a bar... Q: How did you know it wasn't a normal skinhead hangout? A: He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your life, be somewhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 22, 2004 Report Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by Javed A: He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your life, be somewhere else. Q: Name a good Babylon 5 quote? A: Nuggets of goodness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 22, 2004 Report Share Posted March 22, 2004 Q. In amongst all the politics what do you call Hermit and Lemming's posts ? (Yes and I know it's gutless crawling to both of you) A. Let's go laugh at the Republicans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 22, 2004 Report Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. Let's go laugh at the Republicans Q: Bored now. What can we do? A: need...more...coffee...*thump* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 22, 2004 Report Share Posted March 22, 2004 Q. You've just spent the last 40 hours straighht trying to watch Santa Barbara. What do you want to keep going ? A. A blinding flash of darkness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. A blinding flash of darkness Q: What happens when you turn on the dark? A: When I said "turn it on", that isn't what I meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 22, 2004 Report Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What happens when you turn on the dark? A: When I said "turn it on", that isn't what I meant. Q) Okay, it shot oil all over me. What did I do wrong? A) Mechano Lube 2300, now with Silicone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Q: How does Mechanon keep himself from rusting? A: One Marine is worth twenty of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javed Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: How does Mechanon keep himself from rusting? A: One Marine is worth twenty of them. Q: How much change will I get from a fifty? A: Six of one, a half dozen of the other, and a box of Q-tips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Q: Who is better, Bush or Kerry? A: You forgot your pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Q: Damn, it's chilly today. A: If you touch me, I'll scream! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by Mightybec Q: Damn, it's chilly today. A: If you touch me, I'll scream! Q: Since you are chilly, want me to war you up? A: It's a phaser and it's set on stun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by Mightybec A: If you touch me, I'll scream! Q: What has Mightybec heard from more women than any man in history? A: Accounting is fun, dammit! Crap! I really need to stop playing this game when Tim and Mightybec are on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by Rachel Q: What has Mightybec heard from more women than any man in history? A: Accounting is fun, dammit! Q: What does Rachel try to convince people who poke fun at bean counting? A: I think we need more lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by Mightybec Q: Damn, it's chilly today. A: If you touch me, I'll scream! Q:Hey can I feel the Baby kick? A: Jedi Knight and mini skirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 A: Jedi Knight and mini skirts Q: What the new fashion from Lucas Ranch? A: I think we need more lube. Q: It's a bit sticky A: It's a phaser and it's set on stun. Q: What would Mightbec be told in the future in the woman? A: free fleas sneeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sociotard Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 A: free fleas sneeze Q: what can "Fez see's lean reef" be rearanged to spell so it forms a tongue twister. A: I don't know, but I think it involves Garter Snakes and Hand Lotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Q. How do you give an enema under extreme conditions ? A. The Garden of not quite evil and not quite good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. The Garden of not quite evil and not quite good. Q: How do you define the Garden of Neutrality? A: Never again.... well, maybe. Tim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Q. Oh look the new tax return where you can voluntarily pay more. You did that last year. How'd it go ? A. Alkaline indigestion Tim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. Alkaline indigestion Q: What does Bizzaro suffer from when he eats too many spicy foods? A: It was solid platinum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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