Corven_Ren Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You spent $500 on a WWE Pay-per-View event? A: A buzzin', fuzzin' critter with attitude. Q) What do you get when you cross Wolverine with a bee? A) Dude, you gotta lay off the booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Dude' date=' you gotta lay off the booze.[/quote'] Q: I built this ::hic:: wall from bottles of Jack ::hic:: Daniels I just emptied today! Whaddya ::hic:: think? A: It has four legs walking and six legs flying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I built this ::hic:: wall from bottles of Jack ::hic:: Daniels I just emptied today! Whaddya ::hic:: think? A: It has four legs walking and six legs flying. Q) Could someone help me reboot Klytus? What was the tool we need for that? A) Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Could someone help me reboot Klytus? What was the tool we need for that? A) Thursday. Q) What do you mean the Champions are on vacation?!? Destoyer waits for noone!!!!!.....oh all right....when do you expect them back? A) a full moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) a full moon Q: What do you think Janet Jackson's next "Wardrobe Malfuction" will be? A: Sorry, that's my Belaying Pin. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think Janet Jackson's next "Wardrobe Malfuction" will be? A: Sorry, that's my Belaying Pin. Doc Q: What's that in your pocket that caused all the women to run screaming? A: 16 tons of Marshmellows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's that in your pocket that caused all the women to run screaming? A: 16 tons of Marshmellows Q: What is that in your pants that caused all the women to run screaming? A: Fatal cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sociotard Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is that in your pants that caused all the women to run screaming? A: Fatal cheese Q) What can you make if Cthulhu lactates? A) Three lepers in a hot tub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Three lepers in a hot tub. Q: What made this stew? A: Sorry, sorry, won't happen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Three lepers in a hot tub. Q: What made this stew? A: Sorry, sorry, won't happen again. Q: You made leper stew? A: A million toads, and one penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A million toads' date=' and one penguin[/quote'] Q: Describe our computer room. A: No! They're closing in! AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Describe our computer room. A: No! They're closing in! AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!! Q) What the hell?? Are those Mightybec clones?? A) Klytus, Lemming and Tim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What the hell?? Are those Mightybec clones?? A) Klytus, Lemming and Tim Q: Which posters are not Mightybec clones? A: Its time to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Which posters are not Mightybec clones? A: Its time to eat. Q: You enter the lair of the zombie king. The floor is covered in maggots, bones, and piles of rotting flesh. As he sits upon his throne, he demands that you bow before him. What do you say? A: Rachel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name a nice woman. A: A can of peaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your favorite dessert? A: I had to lance that boil on the face of humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your favorite dessert? A: I had to lance that boil on the face of humanity. Q) Tim, why is Mightybec bleeding? A) A bottle of Vodka, scotch tape and 3 pounds of dice. Tim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Tim, why is Mightybec bleeding? A) A bottle of Vodka, scotch tape and 3 pounds of dice. Q: Tim, did your doctor find anything odd during your prostate exam? A: Damn, that had to hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Tim, did your doctor find anything odd during your prostate exam? A: Damn, that had to hurt. Q: Do you want to hear about my prostate operation without anastesia? A: radiohead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you want to hear about my prostate operation without anastesia? A: radiohead Q: What is that band groupie giving to the Disc Jockey? A: Burn it with fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is that band groupie giving to the Disc Jockey? A: Burn it with fire! Q: What can we do to stop the giant plantperson from destroing the city? A: I'll leave the ones with the flies in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll leave the ones with the flies in them. Q: Are you getting those frogs from Mightybec? A: Spam filled croissants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you getting those frogs from Mightybec? A: Spam filled croissants Q) Has the French ambassodor been served lunch?? Very goo.....you took him WHAT? A) Theres a boot hanging out of you butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Has the French ambassodor been served lunch?? Very goo.....you took him WHAT? A) Theres a boot hanging out of you butt. Q: Am I okay? I just got the *kick* from Ben. A; stilleto Hobnail boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Am I okay? I just got the *kick* from Ben. A; stilleto Hobnail boots Q. What new fashion accessory are She Hulk and Wonder Woman likely to turn down ? A. The Reverand Carl Western Christian Rock show featuring solos from the Reverand Carl Western, Sally Western, David Boy Westen and the Western Family Singers. With special guests The Tough Enough for God Christian Rap quartet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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