Kirby Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't dance. Q: Why did you get fired from your job, little monkey? A: You all look like happy campers to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you get fired from your job, little monkey? A: You all look like happy campers to me. Q: We are the Psycho Avenging Death Squad! We are chrome and leather, Pain and Rage, We are vengeance and Madness merged into an alloy of hatred for all that lives! What did you THINK we were? A; No no no, that was the 'old' plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What was the name of the final dance number from "Springtime for Hitler?" A. Roy Cobb Salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What was the name of the final dance number from "Springtime for Hitler?" A. Roy Cobb Salad. (damn! must post faster!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Roy Cobb Salad. Q: You have little baseballs in your salad. What kind is it? A; No no no, that was the 'old' plan. Q: So we paint ourselves blue and charge them naked? A; We do very bad Shakespere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; We do very bad Shakespere. Q: About your performance, did I hear you correctly say "Desmond Tutu or 'knot tutus'?" A: That is the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: About your performance, did I hear you correctly say "Desmond Tutu or 'knot tutus'?" A: That is the question. Q: I think she's in Room 2B... or is it not 2B? A: Faster than a silver bullet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Faster than a silver bullet. Q: How quick must you be to catch a werewolf? A: I have 'Roman hands' and 'Russian fingers,' that's why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How quick must you be to catch a werewolf? A: I have 'Roman hands' and 'Russian fingers,' that's why. Q: Why do you call yourself a "mixed European"? A: It's a CBS story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you call yourself a "mixed European"? A: It's a CBS story. Q: Boy meets Dan, Boy gives Dan Papers, Dan loves Papers, but their love is challenged... he fights for his love! A: He's like Urkle on steroids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Boy meets Dan, Boy gives Dan Papers, Dan loves Papers, but their love is challenged... he fights for his love! A: He's like Urkle on steroids! Q: Whan did Ahnold start wearing broken glasses, and high waters? A: The polls! The Polls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The polls! The Polls! Q: What was the midget German war cry on September 1, 1939? A: He's a man of mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the midget German war cry on September 1, 1939? A: He's a man of mystery. Q: What, even he doesn't know how good or bad his sex life is? A: Special thanks must go to the ingrates who didn't appreciate my genius right from the get go. Their short sightedness incurred my wrath, pushing me onward, ever onward, in my quest for victory over they, and their fellow plebian cattle. Without their sniveling bites at my heels, I might never have found motivation to ground them to powder by this evidence of my overwhelming superiority. Bless you... you little pukes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What, even he doesn't know how good or bad his sex life is? A: Special thanks must go to the ingrates who didn't appreciate my genius right from the get go. Their short sightedness incurred my wrath, pushing me onward, ever onward, in my quest for victory over they, and their fellow plebian cattle. Without their sniveling bites at my heels, I might never have found motivation to ground them to powder by this evidence of my overwhelming superiority. Bless you... you little pukes. Q) So, Miss Congeniality, do you have any comments for the world? A) Supersized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Supersized. Q: What kind of diet soda do obese people order at McDonald's? A: Before I answer that, let me say that it has been a wonderful experience travelling the countryside and interacting once again with the middle-class folk. It has always been my pleasure to leave the confines of my mansions to explore the suburban surroundings. Dining on my yacht could never compare with the joys of entertaining -and being entertained by - minimum wage employees who not only cannot find jobs, but sometimes have two or three. Yes, thank you for what you have done, what you will do, what you have become and what you will yet be. I hope this was a satisfactory answer for you, but time is of the essence and it is running out and I have a dinner appointment to keep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What kind of diet soda do obese people order at McDonald's? A: Before I answer that, let me say that it has been a wonderful experience travelling the countryside and interacting once again with the middle-class folk. It has always been my pleasure to leave the confines of my mansions to explore the suburban surroundings. Dining on my yacht could never compare with the joys of entertaining -and being entertained by - minimum wage employees who not only cannot find jobs, but sometimes have two or three. Yes, thank you for what you have done, what you will do, what you have become and what you will yet be. I hope this was a satisfactory answer for you, but time is of the essence and it is running out and I have a dinner appointment to keep. Q) Wow, Mr. Bush, you sound different in person. How come? A) Bluefish, my kingdom for some bluefish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Bluefish' date=' my kingdom for some bluefish.[/quote'] Q: Well, yer Majesty, it's a right honor havin' ye in our little inn. I've prepared a bit of a feast, if you will, ser, from what little we have. We've got tripe, that's a bit old really, some anchovies, squid, and pigs feet, just brush the maggots off... On the side we've got some beets, pickled caluflaur, mashed turnips, and... um... some brown stuff. And my wife done made some of her special weevile bread! So! What would you like? A: You resurrected me for THAT? Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: You resurrected me for THAT? Q: Would you please get the VCR to stop blinking 12:00? A: Tigger Woods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tigger Woods. Q: Who did Dan Quayle cite as the best golfer ever? Coincidentally, what is the next 'Winnie the Pooh searches for his friend' movie called? A: On that note, I think I'll give up sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: On that note' date=' I think I'll give up sugar.[/quote'] Q: C'mon man! I know you're holding. I just need a fix. Y'know, something to get me by. Just a little somethin'. A Snickers? A Hershy's Kiss? Can't you spare me something to take the edge off? A: That's not what most people would use for a lubricant. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not what most people would use for a lubricant. Doc Q. Which barbecue sauce do you prefer, Hickory Smoke or Honey Garlic? A. So I sez to the guy, I sez, 'Guy', -that's what I sez, see?- I sez, 'Guy, Ya ought notta make me wanna sez stuff like that!", see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. So I sez to the guy, I sez, 'Guy', -that's what I sez, see?- I sez, 'Guy, Ya ought notta make me wanna sez stuff like that!", see? Q: What did you say to him then? A: He hasn't been the same since he found out where wool really came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you say to him then? A: He hasn't been the same since he found out where wool really came from. Q: Why is Mightybec Crying? A: I want this slanted news story reported in a completely fair and balanced way to support our candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I want this slanted news story reported in a completely fair and balanced way to support our candidate. Q. Well, you're the head of Fox News, what do you want us to do with this piece of total slander? A. Now that's entertainment! No, wait, I'm wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Well' date=' [i']you're[/i] the head of Fox News, what do you want us to do with this piece of total slander? A. Now that's entertainment! No, wait, I'm wrong. Q) Hey, did you see Wife Swap on Fox? A) How could they not hit it big with a name like the Hooters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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