Enforcer84 Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What film shows you that American executive film producers should never be let near classic books ? A. The Big Girls Guide to Worshipping the Devil Q) Thanks for coming to my Birthday party DT, what did you get me? A) And I thought his eyes were flaming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Thanks for coming to my Birthday party DT, what did you get me? A) And I thought his eyes were flaming. Q. Holy Moley ! Did Death Tribble just belch and incinerate the Illinois National Guard ? A. Galileo ! Galileo ! Galileo ! Galileo ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Holy Moley ! Did Death Tribble just belch and incinerate the Illinois National Guard ? A. Galileo ! Galileo ! Galileo ! Galileo ! Q) Uhm...I know I've asked you this before, but who was the guy who discovered the earth was not the center of the universe? A) Spurrious Furiocity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Spurrious Furiocity. Q. So, what's the name of your band? A. Every day for the last five years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Every day for the last five years. Q: So, do you regret not partying like it's 1999? A: Copyright and trademarked, all rights reserved, prosecutors are standing by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, do you regret not partying like it's 1999? A: Copyright and trademarked, all rights reserved, prosecutors are standing by. Q) Hey, aren't you Action Item? A) No. But I have flown solo on the "Cheeze Wheel". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) No. But I have flown solo on the "Cheeze Wheel". Q: So have you been on 'Mad Hatters Teacup Ride' yet? I hear it's quite the ride, sure to be a thrill. A: Operators are standing by, please call now, batteries not included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Operators are standing by' date=' please call now, batteries not included.[/quote'] Q: What the latest advertisement for pacemakers? A: Gee, thanks, now my headache feels like Grond's squashing my skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What the latest advertisement for pacemakers? A: Gee, thanks, now my headache feels like Grond's squashing my skull. Q. Hey ! Did you try the new improved Rage endorsed Nurofen with added siren ? A. I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Hey ! Did you try the new improved Rage endorsed Nurofen with added siren ? A. I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me Q: SO aren't you going to go get a hooker? A: Just leave him alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: SO aren't you going to go get a hooker? A: Just leave him alone. Q. What surprising advice did John Kerry's wife give him about George W Bush ? A. He's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. He's just a poor boy from a poor family' date=' spare him his life from this monstrosity.[/quote'] Q: So they're making a new Beauty and the Beast, and the Beauty is male this time? WHat's the catchphrase for this show? A: Bow, Bow down before me mortal and allow me to use you as a stepstool so I can reach those high shelves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So they're making a new Beauty and the Beast, and the Beauty is male this time? WHat's the catchphrase for this show? A: Bow, Bow down before me mortal and allow me to use you as a stepstool so I can reach those high shelves. Q. What did Rumsfeld say that makes you think he's mellowed ? A. Beelzebub has a very special fate for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Beelzebub has a very special fate for me. Q: How can you tell Death Tribble has Bohemian Rhapsody stuck in his head? A: Make me feel loose like a long-necked goose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you tell Death Tribble has Bohemian Rhapsody stuck in his head? A: Make me feel loose like a long-necked goose Q. How can you tell Klytus has been hitting the acid tablets while listening to Elvis ? A. Fat bottomed trolls they make the Black Gate of Morder go round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Fat bottomed trolls they make the Black Gate of Morder go round Q: So what kind of lyrics can I expect from this 'Lord of the Rings nursery rhymes' album? A: Not by the hair of my great aunt Bertha's chinny chin chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what kind of lyrics can I expect from this 'Lord of the Rings nursery rhymes' album? A: Not by the hair of my great aunt Bertha's chinny chin chin. Q. Alright Saddam, tell us where the weapons of mass destruction are ? A. Many a tear has to fall but it's all in the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Alright Saddam, tell us where the weapons of mass destruction are ? A. Many a tear has to fall but it's all in the game Q: Your character has just been eviserated. Why are you laughing? A: The Green Bay Packrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Green Bay Packrats. Q: Which team used to be named "The Clutterbugs"? A: Not even with a bulldozer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Which team used to be named "The Clutterbugs"? A: Not even with a bulldozer Q: Are we evr going to be able to get your room clean? A: He can't look himself in the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He can't look himself in the mirror. Q: Why does Count Dracula have a bevy of personal groomers? A: Ninteen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He can't look himself in the mirror. Q: Why is the invisible man crying? A: I will not stand for this. Please get me a chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ninteen Q: What is the shortened version of nincompoop? A: I will not stand for this. Please get me a chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I will not stand for this. Please get me a chair. Q: Interigator: You will tell us everthing we want to know. We also won't let you contact a lawyer. How do you like THAT!? A: Chill Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the name of that new Kill Bill Spoof? A: Drew Carey for president in '04. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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