Tim Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What weapon polish does Conan use to remove the awful stench of blood, guts and gore from his favourite weapon? A: Time and time again Q; What causes us to age? Why does my food get cold? A: Booger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q; What causes us to age? Why does my food get cold? A: Booger! Q. When you have rushed into a White House press conference stark naked while the President is speaking to the assembled Press Corps, what one word will save you from a mandatory prison sentence ? A. The Salacious Sex Scandals selection of Skaramine's Short Stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Booger! Q: What word will cause an entire room of 3rd Graders to lose it? A: Bugger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What word will cause an entire room of 3rd Graders to lose it? A: Bugger Q. What word in American makes British and Australians laugh out loud as it means something else entirely in the Queen's English ? A. The Salacious Sex Scandals selection of Skaramine's Short Stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What word in American makes British and Australians laugh out loud as it means something else entirely in the Queen's English ? A. The Salacious Sex Scandals selection of Skaramine's Short Stories Q: WHat Harlequinn Section is Skaramine going to be writting for next? A: Glory be to the Fatter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat Harlequinn Section is Skaramine going to be writting for next? A: Glory be to the Fatter Q) So you're saying Richard Simmons is the Anti-Christ? A) Anatomically Irreverant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So you're saying Richard Simmons is the Anti-Christ? A) Anatomically Irreverant Q: But, it hooks to the left! A: You make me feel like dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: But, it hooks to the left! A: You make me feel like dancing. Q) Why is Hermit listenting to my Soundtrack? A) Tsunami and Daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why is Hermit listenting to my Soundtrack? A) Tsunami and Daddy. Q: He's quite the little Hurricane. What does your son call you 2? A: I could eat a FREd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What animal quote would you use for blob(Fred) from X-men? A: The only thing that has made me feel like giving someone a wet willy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The only thing that has made me feel like giving someone a wet willy Q: Can you give an example of cause & effect concerning an enema? A: In that case, I think I'll pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you give an example of cause & effect concerning an enema? A: In that case, I think I'll pass. Q: Can you give an example of cause & effect concerning an enema? (sorry.. it had to be done) A: The Kilted MacKennzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Kilted MacKennzie Q. Hey, get a load of the hoser in the skirt - who does he think he is, eh? A. Okay, that does it. I'm demanding separate trials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Hey, get a load of the hoser in the skirt - who does he think he is, eh? A. Okay, that does it. I'm demanding separate trials. Q: Angrybug and Amused, if you both wish to take this trial together. YOu must be tied, naked, by the waist. A: I wish to official discredit everyone who is trying to discredit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wish to official discredit everyone who is trying to discredit me. Q: What is Pres. Bush's latest verbal gaffe? A: Somwhere, someplace at sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Pres. Bush's latest verbal gaffe? A: Somwhere, someplace at sometime. Q: When will I be a player with a group of Champions gamers again? A: 55 MEGAWATSS OF PURE ROCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When will I be a player with a group of Champions gamers again? A: 55 MEGAWATSS OF PURE ROCK! Q: So how much energy did it take to beam up that boulder? A: Right here on your radio dial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Right here on your radio dial. Q: Where did Mightybec leave evidence of his latest sexual escapade? A: Fight food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where did Mightybec leave evidence of his latest sexual escapade? A: Fight food Q: We are being attack by intellegent vegtables. What should we do?? A: It a balmy 32 degrees F. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It a balmy 32 degrees F. Q: What was the latest failed lip gloss from Revlon? A: This is not the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the latest failed lip gloss from Revlon? A: This is not the end. Q: What did Lucas say to the fans after changing SW trilogy for the 2nd time? A: I bleed blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I bleed blue. Q. So, I heard that you think you must be descended from royalty. Please tell me, Mr. Brainy Smurf, what exactly led you to that conclusion? A. Stupid people selling useless things to idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, I heard that you think you must be descended from royalty. Please tell me, Mr. Brainy Smurf, what exactly led you to that conclusion? A. Stupid people selling useless things to idiots. Q: What is your opinion of Flea Markets? A: I'm going to Wal_MART! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm going to Wal_MART! Q. What do you mean, this Flea Market is overpriced? Sure, it's all worthless crap, but where are you gonna find cheaper worthless crap? A. The Importance of Being Earnest Goes to Camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do you mean' date=' this Flea Market is overpriced? Sure, it's all worthless crap, but where are you gonna find [i']cheaper[/i] worthless crap? A. The Importance of Being Earnest Goes to Camp. Q. What film shows you that American executive film producers should never be let near classic books ? A. The Big Girls Guide to Worshipping the Devil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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