Tim Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, now that you've conquered the Swiss, Norwegian, and Brazilian Bikini teams Captain Libido, where to now? A) That's a big one alright. Q: Think this fish is a world record holder? A: I'm living 25 hours a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for those crazy muppets and that dominatrix Q: So, Dan Rather, you finally admit those forgeries weren't real and you used them because of you're overzealousness. How do you feel now? A: I'm living 25 hours a day. Q: Former Vice-President Dan Quayle, how do you keep yourself busy these days? A: I was wearing a dog-haired brassiere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I was wearing a dog-haired brassiere. Q. Wow! Those dance moves were awesome!! Where'd you learn to shake it like that? Err... and why are you scratching so much now? A. The average IQ goes up a couple points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The average IQ goes up a couple points. Q: So Anna Nicole Smith died, what do you think? A: The clock isn't working becasue of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The clock isn't working because of you! Q. Behold, my faithful wife!! At last I have perfected my Temporal Disruptor!! I hold the power to unravel time itself in the palm of my hand!! MwuahHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!! A. Absolutely nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Absolutely nothing. Q: What do Al Gore and Dan Quayle have between their ears? A: In a world of millions, 10,000 sheep can be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do Al Gore and Dan Quayle have between their ears? A: In a world of millions, 10,000 sheep can be wrong. Q; Why do you shake your head at Mightybec's large black book? A: Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; and those who can't teach, go into politics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Those who can' date=' do; those who can't, teach; and those who can't teach, go into politics.[/quote'] Q: Can you give me a true statement, a false statement, followed by a true statement all in one sentence? A: Don't take this the wrong way, but yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't take this the wrong way' date=' but yes.[/quote'] Q. Are you accusing me of being defensive!?! A. Oh, okay, here we go, I found the problem... it says here to take it out of the box first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Are you accusing me of being defensive!?! A. Oh, okay, here we go, I found the problem... it says here to take it out of the box first... Q: Dude, haven't you got the new DVD player working yet? A: The Lord Of Onion Rings: Return Of The Burger King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, haven't you got the new DVD player working yet? A: The Lord Of Onion Rings: Return Of The Burger King Q: this commericalism of popular movies sucks. What's that new BK commerical? A: I've never met a man I didn't lick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've never met a man I didn't lick. Q. So, as a talking dog, do you get along well with people? A. Everybody gets a puppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've never met a man I didn't lick. Q: What quote from Hannibal the Cannibal really scares you? A: I can't. Aunt Flo's come to visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Everybody gets a puppy. Q: What trick does AngryBug use to post first? A: I can't. Aunt Flo's come to visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What trick does AngryBug use to post first? A: I can't. Aunt Flo's come to visit. Q: So, do you want to 'Kiss my grits'? A: good for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, do you want to 'Kiss my grits'? A: good for nothing Q. What is the American version of Godzilla good for ? A. The Infamous Flaming Slippers of HeroTina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What is the American version of Godzilla good for ? A. The Infamous Flaming Slippers of HeroTina Q: How did the rear end of your pants get scorched? A: You are under arrest for breaking the Laws of Attraction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did the rear end of your pants get scorched? A: You are under arrest for breaking the Laws of Attraction. Q. What sentence ruined Casanova's best night of seducing multiple women ? A. uh oh, Steve Long is playing at Klingon HERO again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What sentence ruined Casanova's best night of seducing multiple women ? A. uh oh, Steve Long is playing at Klingon HERO again. Q: 'Ba'Qua Tor Kah Nee.'? I can't make heads or tails of this latest playtest document. A: That's all you need to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's all you need to know. Q: So I'm just supposed to get those murderous ravening hordes to look into this red light at the tip of this wand here? A: Only if you don't mention that again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only if you don't mention that again. Q: Well, asside from the fact that you crapped yourself, will you tell everyone you had a good time with me tonight? A: Deep, dark and nasty tasting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Deep' date=' dark and nasty tasting.[/quote'] Q: What do you think of our special brownies? A: A good goat'll do that for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of our special brownies? A: A good goat'll do that for you. Q: Hey do you know how to get rid of this really thick hair on me arse? A: Finding Bimbo and Whore Story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey do you know how to get rid of this really thick hair on me arse? A: Finding Bimbo and Whore Story Q. What satirical titles earned their writer a rapid demise at the hands of the elite Disney Legal and Assassination Department ? A. Axe Scent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Axe Scent Q: What weapon polish does Conan use to remove the awful stench of blood, guts and gore from his favourite weapon? A: Time and time again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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