Enforcer84 Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Howard Dean's bumper sticker statement to balance the budget? A: The kitchen sink. Q) What's the last thing I'll have to sell off to make my way through another republican presidency? A) Assassination Vacation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What's the last thing I'll have to sell off to make my way through another republican presidency? A) Assassination Vacation Q: I hear Chevy Chase is making another National Lampoon movie. Only this time he drags his family around as he follows the President across the country and tries to kill him. Do you know what it is called? A; Leather Nuns with Guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A; Leather Nuns with Guns Q: Trying to live out what fantasy will get you sent straight to Hell? A: He's feeling hot! Hot! Hot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Trying to live out what fantasy will get you sent straight to Hell? A: He's feeling hot! Hot! Hot! Q: How's Iceman feeling in his wrestling match with the Human Torch? A: A white top coat and a pink foundation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How's Iceman feeling in his wrestling match with the Human Torch? A: A white top coat and a pink foundation. Q: What colors were the top coat and the foundation again? A: Well that's just great, I guess I'll be joining Salman Rushdie in hiding. Hold all my calls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What colors were the top coat and the foundation again? A: Well that's just great, I guess I'll be joining Salman Rushdie in hiding. Hold all my calls. Q. Sir, sir, Jerry Falwell has just implied that you thought Johnny Cash was a pinko and now the Truck Drivers of America are demanding you head ! What do you want to do ? A. they look harmless, yes. Now look at the skeletons by their feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. they look harmless' date=' yes. Now look at the skeletons by their feet.[/quote'] Q: These are the NGD board folks? They don't look so tough. A. They planted thousands of daffodil bulbs in all the city parks, in patterns that, come springtime, spelled out four-letter words 1.5 meters wide in bright yellow flowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. They planted thousands of daffodil bulbs in all the city parks' date=' in patterns that, come springtime, spelled out four-letter words 1.5 meters wide in bright yellow flowers.[/quote'] Q: These are the NGD board folks? They don't look rude. A: I'll agree to that if we can eliminate all the litigation lawyers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: These are the NGD board folks? They don't look rude. A: I'll agree to that if we can eliminate all the litigation lawyers. Q: I think we should give everyone in America 1 million dollars. A; you mislead this county. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A; you mislead this county. Q:Why don't you believe that I, Columbus, found India? A: Gore & Quayle in 2008. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q:Why don't you believe that I, Columbus, found India? A: Gore & Quayle in 2008. Q: What is a sure losing ticket in the next election? A: Club Gitmo, Helping terrorist gain weight since 2001. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Club Gitmo' date=' Helping terrorist gain weight since 2001.[/quote'] Q: What do the bleeding hearts want? A: Peter Pan & Michael Jackson: Together Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do the bleeding hearts want? A: Peter Pan & Michael Jackson: Together Again. Q: What's the deal with this upcoming Neverland TV Special? A: Woodchuck Soufle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Woodchuck Soufle Q: What's tomorrow's entree recipe on Roadkill Chef? A: No terrestrial animal species with an average adult body mass of 25 kg or more survived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the deal with this upcoming Neverland TV Special? A: Woodchuck Soufle Q: What ar ethe Fox and the Hound having for Dinner? A; pico de guy-o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A; pico de guy-o Q: At the Sink-o de Mayo, what was the hors d'ouerve on deck when the ship went down? [For the A, I collapse the thread back to my previous entry.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's tomorrow's entree recipe on Roadkill Chef? A: No terrestrial animal species with an average adult body mass of 25 kg or more survived. Q) So, uhm how was your High School reunion? A) Pink Abraxis the Communist Pilot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Pink Abraxis the Communist Pilot. Q: So who's that Red you're dating in the Mile High Club? A: Extra Long Cheese Coney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I catch em' date=' you're supposed to cook em, that's the deal.[/quote']Q. I'm sorry, I must be hearing things. I could have sworn that you just said that you want me to scrape that thing off your front tire and make dinner out of it... A: Extra Long Cheese Coney.Q. Great job, honey. I knew you could cook that up nice. So, what you gonna call this dish, anyway? 'Roadkill Rabbit'? 'Pressed Bunny'? A. Why do you love me? It's driving me crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Why do you love me? It's driving me crazy. Q: Why did you revive this thread? A: Just blow me... a kiss before you leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just blow me... a kiss before you leave.Q. So, in his memoirs Clinton says that Monica just misunderstood him? Why, what does he claim that he said? A. The boys wanna fight, so why don't you come over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. The boys wanna fight' date=' so why don't you come over?[/quote'] Q: Red Rover, Red Rover, send AngryBug on over... A: Don't answer my questions with a question! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Red Rover, Red Rover, send AngryBug on over... A: Don't answer my questions with a question! Q; What did you say? A: Everything must go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 6, 2005 Report Share Posted July 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everything must go! Q: Tell me again, exactly why you've dug up the septic tank and mounted it on the chassis of a 1977 Trans Am? A: That was the bribe that secured the next Olympics for London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 6, 2005 Report Share Posted July 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Tell me again' date=' exactly [i']why[/i] you've dug up the septic tank and mounted it on the chassis of a 1977 Trans Am? A: That was the bribe that secured the next Olympics for London. Q: What is this picture of the olympic committee wearing the crown jewels? A: Gloves are optional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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