Tim Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Wanna try my home made Sprite? A) The reverberations were felt as far as Earth -Q Q: So you tried out the Death Star Bass Woofer? How was it? A: I knocked them all out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I knocked them all outQ. Okay, I give up- what was your 'brilliant solution' that means our son won't need braces for his teeth? A. It's not the cheating that I mind so much... it's more the way that she's so honest about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. It's not the cheating that I mind so much... it's more the way that she's so honest about it. Q: Whatever happened to that student you caught dry-labbing the exercise in your Human Sexuality course? I never understood why you got so annoyed about it. It's not like anyone else knew how to deal with that llama either. A: That's number 17 on the list of things that guaranteed to squash your hopes of the Senate confirming your appointment to the Supreme Court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Whatever happened to that student you caught dry-labbing the exercise in your Human Sexuality course? I never understood why you got so annoyed about it. It's not like anyone else knew how to deal with that llama either. A: That's number 17 on the list of things that guaranteed to squash your hopes of the Senate confirming your appointment to the Supreme Court. Q: Can you beleive that I was nominated by Bush to sit on the Supreme Court? A: It was an incompetent copycat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was an incompetent copycat. Q: What sort of idiot would counterfeit an 18-Euro bill? A: The building burned to the ground, but they never found her again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What sort of idiot would counterfeit an 18-Euro bill? A: The building burned to the ground, but they never found her again. Q; When Victoria's Secret burned, did they ever discover what her secret was? A: shades of lemonade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: shades of lemonade.Q. No, Frosty, I'm not staring at your corn-cob pipe, I'm wondering what the hell you're wearing on your face... I hope those weird, frozen sunglasses aren't made of yellow snow? A. I don't know why you've got to be so undemanding... Once in my life, I want more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. No, Frosty, I'm not staring at your corn-cob pipe, I'm wondering what the hell you're wearing on your face... I hope those weird, frozen sunglasses aren't made of yellow snow? A. I don't know why you've got to be so undemanding... Once in my life, I want more. Q) Would you like to give me your money, your life, or your wife? A) Turns out he was highly allergic to frogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Turns out he was highly allergic to frogs. Q: Why did Jim Henson die? A: Ummm ... which Commandment was that again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did Jim Henson die? A: Ummm ... which Commandment was that again? q) You call that an answer? A) Sigmond Roid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Sigmond Roid.Q. Who is the inventor of Preparation H? A. I'm at a loss for words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Who is the inventor of Preparation H? A. I'm at a loss for words. Q: Mr. Webster, how goes the new, revised and expanded Dictionary project? A: Sometimes it just breaks that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . So you dropped a wad of cotton, and thereby caused the Yellowstone Hot Spot to erupt?! A: Well, that and two camels and an ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . So you dropped a wad of cotton, and thereby caused the Yellowstone Hot Spot to erupt?! A: Well, that and two camels and an ass. Q) So you showed them your hog? A) Brizbane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So you showed them your hog? A) Brizbane. Q: So, where are you going on your vacatian? A: There is a real need for air safety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you putting padlocks on your SCUBA tubes? A: . . . And your lips too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: . . . And your lips too!Q. So, you don't like my kisses because of my mustache and...? A. You're failing to take into account something fairly basic in the relationship between men and robots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. You're failing to take into account something fairly basic in the relationship between men and robots. Q: So should I take condoms along, or am I being overly optimistic? A: August 6, 1945. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: August 6' date=' 1945.[/quote'] Q: What's the bomb, baby? A: Thank God for Google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the bomb, baby? A: Thank God for Google. Q) so, a search engine found your missing kitten? A) Plain as my fist in your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyxclaw Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) so, a search engine found your missing kitten? A) Plain as my fist in your face. Q: So you're saying that everyone including me should know that she's off limits? A: Nonnuclidian Geometry...of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you're saying that everyone including me should know that she's off limits? A: Nonnuclidian Geometry...of course. Q: How can you say you live next door to me when you live across the stat? A: It's as full of twists and turns as a bag of Twizzlers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's as full of twists and turns as a bag of Twizzlers. Q: How would you describe Mightybec's naughty-bits? A: Too many baby carrots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikesama Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Too many baby carrots Q: Why are all those baby rabbits attacking you? A: Because they can't do anything without the proper paperwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are all those baby rabbits attacking you? A: Because they can't do anything without the proper paperwork. Q: So Death couldn't collect your soul because the death certificate hadn't been signed? A: It leeks like an onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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