Tim Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, since the strike to your head you can only speak in "tough guy detective inner monologue"? A) Bad Fruit. Q: Who is this "Fruit-of-the-Loom" gang who have been stealing people's underwear? A: After everyone has been defeated, the turn ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who is this "Fruit-of-the-Loom" gang who have been stealing people's underwear? A: After everyone has been defeated, the turn ends. Q) So, in your self created (yet eerily similar to HERO) RPG, only the GM is allowed to roll to hit? Then what? A) At least he wasn't named Valentino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) A) At least he wasn't named Valentino.Q. What kind of name is "Rudolph" for a reindeer? A. Don't know what colour your eyes are, baby, but your hair is long and brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How'd you describe Archermoo to him? A: . . . Suddenly I can feel the taste of almonds . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How'd you describe Archermoo to him? A: . . . Suddenly I can feel the taste of almonds . . . Q: Why do you think you have Matt Murdock's supersenses? A: It will revert back to what the youth want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you think you have Matt Murdock's supersenses? A: It will revert back to what the youth want. Q) So why did you return your font train of youth? A) Slick as a thistle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Slick as a thistle Q) Why do you saying I'm "rough around the edges"? I'm charming, good-looking, and really, really slick. A) Excalibre, for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why do you saying I'm "rough around the edges"? I'm charming, good-looking, and really, really slick. A) Excalibre, for example. Q: What is one of the worst misspellings you know of? A: Shapely shards of Shanara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Shapely shards of Shanara Q) In ten words or fewer, explain why you don't like Terry Brooks. A) Poisoning pigeons in the park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) In ten words or fewer, explain why you don't like Terry Brooks. A) Poisoning pigeons in the park. Q: What is your idea of a good way to pass the time? A: Thing Bling to your Thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your idea of a good way to pass the time? A: Thing Bling to your Thing! Q) Yo BGrimm! How youse goiin' to get our asses outta this one? A) The R. Leifeld Home for Fad Reclimaton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) The R. Leifeld Home for Fad Reclimaton. Q: Where did you get those pants with the huge crotch wrickles? A: Two, sometimes three, never four. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) The R. Leifeld Home for Fad Reclimaton.Q. So, where did you learn to draw and, er, spell? A. I'm your only friend. I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend. Well really, I'm not actually a friend, but I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two' date=' sometimes three, never four.[/quote']Q. How many times has Mister E beaten you to the post? A. I'm your only friend. I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend. Well really, I'm not actually a friend, but I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How many times has Mister E beaten you to the post? A. I'm your only friend. I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend. Well really, I'm not actually a friend, but I am. Q: What is the true definition of "otherness?" A: Blue Gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Blue Gravy. Q) Name something besides yellow snow that you should never eat. A) It used to be, but now it's just an expensive doorstop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Name something besides yellow snow that you should never eat. A) It used to be, but now it's just an expensive doorstop. Q: Is that a rare 7th century Ming vase? A: That is a crying shame on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is a crying shame on you.Q. It's not my fault! I didn't even know that the boss had a daughter! A. Anger is an energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. It's not my fault! I didn't even know that the boss had a daughter! A. Anger is an energy. Q) How do you heat all this on your teacher's salery? A) Firepants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Firepants.Q. What? How am I not dressed and ready? I've got my firehat on, my firejacket, what am I not wearing? A. Kill the headlights and put it in neutral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Kill the headlights and put it in neutral. Q: OK, police cadet Smith, you're on patrol when you find a couple of teenagers about to have sex in a parked car. What do you say to them to make them stop, and get dressed? A: The Masochism Tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Masochism Tango Q:What did the winners of "So YOu Want to Dance?" use for their winning number? A: They keep their mouth shut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you tell the details of your Evil Master Plan for World Domination to the International Mimes Federation? A: Almost as good, and a lot cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you tell the details of your Evil Master Plan for World Domination to the International Mimes Federation? A: Almost as good, and a lot cheaper. Q: What is your opinion of ELk Piss Beer when compared to Budwiser? A: We secretly replaced his holy water with Cobbler's Crystals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your opinion of ELk Piss Beer when compared to Budwiser? A: We secretly replaced his holy water with Cobbler's Crystals. Q: Why is the Pope talking so fast? A: Rage against the inanimate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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