Enforcer84 Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the Pope talking so fast? A: Rage against the inanimate. Q) What's Bono's new band called? A) Giant Border Collies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Giant Border Collies.Q. Our perimeter is huge' date=' and we've very little cover... and yet you say that your [i']dogs[/i] can keep the border safe! What kind of dogs are we talking about, here? A. I said, 'In that case, I'll have a rum and Coca-Cola'... she said 'fine'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Our perimeter is huge' date=' and we've very little cover... and yet you say that your [i']dogs[/i] can keep the border safe! What kind of dogs are we talking about, here? A. I said, 'In that case, I'll have a rum and Coca-Cola'... she said 'fine'. Q: What did you say when the waitress told you that they were out of Vodka? A; It all fits. Except for the part about the rabid wombats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you say when the waitress told you that they were out of Vodka? A; It all fits. Except for the part about the rabid wombats. Q. What do you think of Death Tribble's story about how ex President Clinton was caught naked in Shea stadium in front of a live TV audience and a crowd of spectators ? A. Leann Rimes sings the Greatest Hits of Public Enemy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do you think of Death Tribble's story about how ex President Clinton was caught naked in Shea stadium in front of a live TV audience and a crowd of spectators ? A. Leann Rimes sings the Greatest Hits of Public Enemy Q: That's a real "toe-tapper". What are you listening to? A: One is all you need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: One is all you need. Q: You have a working design, and you have the materials for several; it wouldn't cost anything more to produce four or five of them. Why did you make only one hand-held Genesis Bomb? A: That's the bonus everyone here is working for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You have a working design, and you have the materials for several; it wouldn't cost anything more to produce four or five of them. Why did you make only one hand-held Genesis Bomb? A: That's the bonus everyone here is working for. Q: WHat is this about getting to spend one night with Shannon Elizabeth if we meet our production quota? A: Just for One season More. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 18, 2005 Report Share Posted September 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just for One season More.Q. Are you really going to watch yet another Survivor? A. Well, what else could I do? I said, "I'll see what I can do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 18, 2005 Report Share Posted September 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, when the Director said that you had to stop the Evil Mad Genius within two hours or the Entire Universe would End, what did you say? A: Left, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 18, 2005 Report Share Posted September 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, when the Director said that you had to stop the Evil Mad Genius within two hours or the Entire Universe would End, what did you say? A: Left, right? Q) Is that your answer? A) Three hundred gallons of whipped creme and chocolate sauce. Room Temperature please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted September 18, 2005 Report Share Posted September 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Thanks for the 435 dollars and 83 cents. What would you like in return? A: That's all folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's all folks!Q. Porky, is it true that you and your wife broke up? A. Too much oil money, not enough booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Porky, is it true that you and your wife broke up? A. Too much oil money, not enough booze. Q: Why is Dick Cheney such a stuffed shirt? A: This is the power of suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is Dick Cheney such a stuffed shirt? A: This is the power of suggestion. Q: There are 12 naked cheerleaders in your living room... how? A: A rubber duck will do in a pinch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: There are 12 naked cheerleaders in your living room... how? A: A rubber duck will do in a pinch. Q: I've run out of condoms for the 12 cheerleaders. WHat do I use instead? A: I'll take one, with whipped cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I've run out of condoms for the 12 cheerleaders. WHat do I use instead? A: I'll take one, with whipped cream. Q) I have too many nymphomaniac cowgirls. Wanna help me out? A) The trampoline of velocity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) The trampoline of velocity. Q: My Ring of Swift Travel has run out of mana. What can I use instead? A) Dirty Larry can do it for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Dirty Larry can do it for you.Q. We lost money on the 'James Blond' movie, even more on that 'Oklahoma Smith' one, and we couldn't even give away copies of that boxing movie you told me was Oscar gold, 'Granite-like'. Why can't you just give me one decent, original idea that will make money? A. And why shouldn't they? They're so inconvienient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. We lost money on the 'James Blond' movie, even more on that 'Oklahoma Smith' one, and we couldn't even give away copies of that boxing movie you told me was Oscar gold, 'Granite-like'. Why can't you just give me one decent, original idea that will make money? A. And why shouldn't they? They're so inconvienient. Q: Of course I'm a terrible typist. My fingers get in the way! A: Black Leather cowgirls and 200 yards of silk rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Black Leather cowgirls and 200 yards of silk rope. Q: What's the second half of the double feature with Vampire Chainsaw Nympho Interns of Fu Leng? A: In a waterbed, between Katrina and Rita. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the second half of the double feature with Vampire Chainsaw Nympho Interns of Fu Leng? A: In a waterbed, between Katrina and Rita. Q: WHere do you want to be in a Hurricane? A: Get instant feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHere do you want to be in a Hurricane? A: Get instant feedback. Q: Darth Nermost? A: A burnt nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: A burnt nose. Q: What's the least of your worries if you try to give oral sex to a fire elemental? A: "We haven't had that here since 1969." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the least of your worries if you try to give oral sex to a fire elemental? A: "We haven't had that here since 1969." Q) So, anything funny on TV tonight? A: Well, I could have done without the "Birthday Beat-Down." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' I could have done without the "Birthday Beat-Down."[/quote'] Q: Sorry you got confused between the stripper and the real cop, but it was still fun, right? A: Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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