AngryBug Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dusty old spider webs.Q. You've found it, by Jove! The Answers & Questions thread!! But, hang on, what's this stuff it's all covered with? A. Can you hear me now? This is planet Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Can you hear me now? This is planet Earth.Q. I'm sorry, citizen, but you'll have to repeat that... I'm not used to your thin Martian atmosphere. A. I can't get behind that kind of, like, English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Ash nazg durbatulúk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul." A: That's a difficult choice, but I guess I'll take the girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a difficult choice' date=' but I guess I'll take the girl.[/quote'] Q: You can keep the 3000 rubber ducks, or trade them for the box Carol Marrol is holding. A: On the Good Ship Lollypop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You can keep the 3000 rubber ducks, or trade them for the box Carol Marrol is holding. A: On the Good Ship Lollypop. Q) You were shanghai'd and sold into the sex trade? Damn, what ship were you on? A) Two if you do it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) You were shanghai'd and sold into the sex trade? Damn, what ship were you on? A) Two if you do it right. Q: How many women can I make love to at once? A: It seems that everyone just has sex on the brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many women can I make love to at once? A: It seems that everyone just has sex on the brain. Q) WHy do you keep trying to pick up women at Mensa Meetings? A) Ignoble. Just what he deserved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Ignoble. Just what he deserved. Q: I heard Professor Pluminthelibrary won a Nobel Prize for his research on lint--- or was it a Nobel? Do you know what prize he won? A: With a monkey wrench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: With a monkey wrench.Q. 'Remove the monkey's brain', master? Er... of course, master! Of course! Right away... It's just, umm... what should I remove it with, master? A. Then dance and drink and screw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. 'Remove the monkey's brain', master? Er... of course, master! Of course! Right away... It's just, umm... what should I remove it with, master? A. Then dance and drink and screw. Q) I got the shoes, the glass, and the philips head screwdriver, now what? A) Something blue, something red, something living, something green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Something blue' date=' something red, something living, something green.[/quote']Q. Man, this street is the pits for trick-or-treating, all I'm getting is crappy caramel and those little dimestore suckers... What've you got? A. Because you can't see tits on the radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Man' date=' this street is the pits for trick-or-treating, all I'm getting is crappy caramel and those little dimestore suckers... What've [i']you[/i] got? A. Because you can't see tits on the radio. Q) So why doesn't Rush Limbaugh have a TV show? A) The Bay City Strollers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So why doesn't Rush Limbaugh have a TV show? A) The Bay City Strollers. Q: So what is the name of the new youth gang in SF, that is made up of 5 year olds? A: I'll take sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll, but hold the drugs and rock-n-roll, and give me extra orders of sex instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll take sex' date=' drugs, and rock-n-roll, but hold the drugs and rock-n-roll, and give me extra orders of sex instead.[/quote']Q. All right, now, choose from the list provided the three words that would best describe your perfect date. A. I travel the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. All right, now, choose from the list provided the three words that would best describe your perfect date. A. I travel the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something. Q) Shall I take you to the Seven Seas of Rhye? A) Growing up is hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Growing up is hard.Q. Dad, how come you're always playing with my superhero action figures? A. Oh, please, God, wake me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Dad, how come you're always playing with my superhero action figures? A. Oh, please, God, wake me! Q: I'm your sexy personal maid. Would you like my extra special, private, morning wake up service? A: Given the choices, I'll take Pi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Given the choices' date=' I'll take Pi.[/quote']Q. Look, are you going to the dentist or am I going to have to lock you in this room until you calculate this transcendental number to the last decimal place? A. Good Copenhagen is better than bad cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Look, are you going to the dentist or am I going to have to lock you in this room until you calculate this transcendental number to the last decimal place? A. Good Copenhagen is better than bad cocaine. Q: Should we vaction in Denmark or Columbia this year? A: I want you to Bust me in the Mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I want you to Bust me in the Mouth.Q. Okay, *giggle*, my halter top's off. Now what? A. When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. When I hear that whistle blowing' date=' I hang my head and cry.[/quote'] Q: Do you ever regret no longer working for the railroad? A: Morning has broken, like the first morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay, *giggle*, my halter top's off. Now what? A. When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry. Q: What do you mean by Dr. Pavlov has trained you to get emotional a t train whistles? A: It gets pretty useless pretty quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean by Dr. Pavlov has trained you to get emotional a t train whistles? A: It gets pretty useless pretty quick. Q) That your Magic "Stupidity Wand"? A: Morning has broken, like the first morning. Q) What was that sound? A) Twenty pound Hammers. Four of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Twenty pound Hammers. Four of them. Q: How much did the British army pay for basic tools that caused a scandal? A: Gold plated dildos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Gold plated dildosQ. How would you describe your elected officials? A. Everything happens either not at all or at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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