Basil Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Q) I'm the World's Most Flexible Man; I can fellate myself! A) Not without soap I won't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) I'm the World's Most Flexible Man; I can fellate myself! A) Not without soap I won't! Q: Are you going to bend over in the shower? A: I've seen lonely times when I could not find a freind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've seen lonely times when I could not find a freind. Q: What is Jamse Talyor's best song? A: That's alright, I can't spell too well, either. I think I'd better run away, fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's alright' date=' I can't spell too well, either.[/quote']Q: We know you are not human, and are in fact a chimpanzee, so you don't get the teaching job, because you don't know how to talk. A: Buddha with a lampshade over his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the last thing you expect to see in the Seventh Heaven? A: Putrifying heads ooze too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the last thing you expect to see in the Seventh Heaven? A: Putrifying heads ooze too much. Q: WHy don't you collect shrinken heads? A: It's like the type Ophilia experienced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's like the type Ophilia experienced.Q. So, is this a minor 'relationship crisis' you're having, or is it really serious? A. It's really not cheating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, is this a minor 'relationship crisis' you're having, or is it really serious? A. It's really not cheating. Q: You were caught red handed, copying from you neighbors paper, and from notes written on you rarms. WHat do you have to say in your defense? A: The President of the United Dates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The President of the United DatesQ. You're only here for the girls? You didn't know you had to run the country? What did you think this position was!?! A. I never met him... I'll never forget him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. I never met him... I'll never forget him. Q: What do you think of Alexandreev Pizduk Yavokolev Jones? He invented the Orgasmatron , and was found dead in one of the prototypes that had incorrectly been plugged into the 440 VAC outlet. A: There is absolutely no way you can convince me of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You know what?! You're insane!!! A: As long as we can spare the tadpoles . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You know what?! You're insane!!! A: As long as we can spare the tadpoles . . . Q: Do you mind if I dump this Spermacide into your frog pond? A: It's the square root of God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the square root of God. Q: What is the meaning of 42? A: 1,892,411 green ones, and a plastic razor blade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the meaning of 42? A: 1,892,411 green ones, and a plastic razor blade. Q: How many Martians attacked you and what did you have to defend yourself with? A: See, It all happened because the cat converted to Islam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: See' date=' It all happened because the cat converted to Islam.[/quote'] Q: Okay, would someone please explain to me why the fridge is leaking bologna and fudge? A: That's beside the point. And anyway, you breathe water. What you drink is lava... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's beside the point. And anyway' date=' you [i']breathe[/i] water. What you drink is lava...Q. Okay, all I'm saying is, you're never going to pass for human looking like that, and even if humans had eight arms, the only thing on the entire planet you're going to be able to ingest is the water... A. I don't see much of my friends these days, 'cause all I wanna do is play cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay' date=' all I'm saying is, you're never going to pass for human looking like that, and even if humans [i']had[/i] eight arms, the only thing on the entire planet you're going to be able to ingest is the water... A. I don't see much of my friends these days, 'cause all I wanna do is play cards. Q: Tell me Mr. Ambush Bug, why are you here at the Internet Poker Player's Annonymous meeting? A: just try and live off the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Tell me Mr. Ambush Bug, why are you here at the Internet Poker Player's Annonymous meeting? A: just try and live off the ground. Q) I can fly, can you? A) That made little or no sense. Congratulations, you are now one of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . So, dear Grants Board, that was my thesis. What do you say? A: A billion gallons of Elmer's Glue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . So, dear Grants Board, that was my thesis. What do you say? A: A billion gallons of Elmer's Glue. Q) So, what did you get me for my birthday? A) This is why I am never invited anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: A billion gallons of Elmer's Glue. Q: If you had to fix Alderan after the Death Star got it, what would you need? A: Three cataphracts and a hoplite. EDIT: Oops, beat to the punch by Enforcer84. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, what did you get me for my birthday? A) This is why I am never invited anywhere. Q. Do you have to walk around naked, slapping your bare behind and saying 'Good One !' ? A: Three cataphracts and a hoplite.[/Quote] Q. What change did you get from the Phalanx ? A. A new name in fear. A destiny unleashed. The most terrifying story of the modern era. Killer Ducks. Coming October 7th to a theater near you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Do you have to walk around naked, slapping your bare behind and saying 'Good One !' ? Q. What change did you get from the Phalanx ? A. A new name in fear. A destiny unleashed. The most terrifying story of the modern era. Killer Ducks. Coming October 7th to a theater near you. Q: What's the new Disney, Donald Duck movie about? A: It's amazing what people are saying about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the new Disney, Donald Duck movie about? A: It's amazing what people are saying about it. Q) Did you see that? I can't believe it. Can you believe it? A) Gang Gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Did you see that? I can't believe it. Can you believe it? A) Gang Gold Q: What's the rich man's version of gangrene? A: Dusty old spider webs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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