Sundog Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you left the barn door open last night? A: Little Boy brew Q: What do you get if you brew little boys? A: Obvousness is sometimes required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Obviousness is sometimes required. Q: How am I going to explain our problems to our local elected officials? A: You've got to be kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You've got to be kidding. Q: Dude, I'm defecating live baby goats all over the place! What's going on? A: Wrong orifice, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, I'm defecating live baby goats all over the place! What's going on? A: Wrong orifice, man. Q: Why'd the hooker scream and run away? A: Fire Emeralds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fire Emeralds. Q: Those gems aren't doing a lick of work! What should I do with them? A: Actually, I AM the boss of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually' date=' I AM the boss of you.[/quote'] Q: Work, schmirk. Who do you think you are, my boss? A: I don't mean to alarm you, but your pants are talking to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Work, schmirk. Who do you think you are, my boss? A: I don't mean to alarm you, but your pants are talking to you. Q: Pocket A.I.s - among other problems: A: Mass Defect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mass Defect Q: Karriar Electrom? Mea maximua coupe? Why are there so many typos in this Liturgy? A: These aren't the ducks you're looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: These aren't the ducks you're looking for. Q: Are these anseriforms those I pursue? A: That word definitely doesn't mean what you think it means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That word definitely doesn't mean what you think it means. Q: Eggs, flour, sugar, ground chuck -- yep, all the ingredients are here. Where do you want me to deliver this beefcake? A: And nobody has to think too much about Desolation Row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And nobody has to think too much about Desolation Row. Q: We've renamed this place "Happy Hopeful Lane"! A: That's because "Rude Gestures" isn't a Limitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's because "Rude Gestures" isn't a Limitation. Q: If I have to flip somebody the bird in order to activate my Energy Blast, I would expect it to cost less. Why doesn't it? A: I'd rather kiss a three-toed tree sloth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd rather kiss a three-toed tree sloth. Q: Want to kiss this two-toed sloth? A: It's not every day you meet a critter that's evidence against both evolution and intelligent design. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Want to kiss this two-toed sloth? A: It's not every day you meet a critter that's evidence against both evolution and intelligent design. Q: What do you think of Fred Phelps? A: She hit him with a penguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did Catwoman ward off the advances of the Joker? A: She swelled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: She swelled. Q: What happened when SpongeGirl giot tossed into the ocean? A: Now this is why we don't throw the dead rats into the furnace anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now this is why we don't throw the dead rats into the furnace anymore. Q: Honey! A bunch of dwarves are at the door asking if they can come to our bbq. A: She gets all furry that time of the month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: She gets all furry that time of the month. Q: How can you tell your girlfriend's a werewolf? A: Stop that! Stop that right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stop that! Stop that right now! Q: OMG, that is getting away! A: Oddly named he might be, but he is fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oddly named he might be' date=' but he [u']is fast![/u] Q: How could you let Abercrombie Gaffish the third escape? A: If I keep drinking this, watch out Tiger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If I keep drinking this' date=' watch out Tiger![/quote'] Q: How you to be remove timepiece from orange-stripe cat? A: In a nutshell? That's where he belongs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: In a nutshell? That's where he belongs! Q: That's the situation in a nutshell. So, can you tell me where Foxbat is, or not? A: Just another example of revisionist history gone mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just another example of revisionist history gone mad. Q: What!? This history book has the US LOSING WWII! A: there was a tiny whispering sound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: there was a tiny whispering sound Q: What do you mea faeries are trying to talk to you/ How can you tell? A: I had to rearrange their faces and give them all another name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I had to rearrange their faces and give them all another name. Q: Those Liefeld pieces look great! How did you manage that? A: Nothing any other Herophile wouldn't have done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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