Pariah Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rock is dead' date=' they say. Long Live Rock![/quote'] Q: He's given up his stage name. He's just known as Dwayne Johnson now. Didn't you know that? A: Courage is preferred, but in the absence of courage, being able to run really, really fast will also work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Courage is preferred' date=' but in the absence of courage, being able to run really, really fast will also work.[/quote'] Q: What's death on Bricks, and hope for Speedsters? A: Cabin boy, bring me my paisley pants, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cabin boy' date=' bring me my paisley pants, please.[/quote'] Q: What's the Captain of HMS Tacky's latest excess? A: Here. Never let it be said that I don't give a rat's ***. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here. Never let it be said that I don't give a rat's ***. Q: Sir, I'm begging you; please give me something to eat! Anything! Evern a rat's ear! A: That which is hidden, is mis-identified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That which is hidden' date=' is mis-identified.[/quote'] Q: What do you mean that's not the droid we're looking for? A: This is the best part of the trip! The best part! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is the best part of the trip! The best part! Q: Have we finally gotten home from uor 12 hour travel? A: I can make it anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is the best part of the trip! The best part! Q: What did the masochist say as his face hit the ground? A: About eight ladybugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can make it anywhere. Q: Now that you've made it in New York, what do you have to say for yourself? A: We'll serve anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: About eight ladybugs. Q: What's the new Pixar movie going to be about? A: We'll serve anyone. Q: What's the motto of the Cannibal Cafe? A: Too much cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the new Pixar movie going to be about? Q: What's the motto of the Cannibal Cafe? A: Too much cheese. Q: What's the only thing wrong with the new Cheesy Cheese Deluxe McCheese Cheeseburger? A: Some things should be written with a "Z". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some things should be written with a "Z". Q: She's described as 36Z? What's this? A: New meaning to the term "underwire" there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: New meaning to the term "underwire" there. Q: I was digging in the sand at the local beach, and suddenly half the city lost power. What's the deal? A: On a scale of one to ten, I'd give it a negative three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: On a scale of one to ten' date=' I'd give it a negative three.[/quote'] Q: So you got an advance screening of Disaster Movie. What did you think? A: I wouldn't take that part if you gave me the key to Cleveland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wouldn't take that part if you gave me the key to Cleveland. Q: We're doing a film on the Baltimore Ravens and we want you to play Art Modell. What do you say ? A: A lie to find the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A lie to find the truth Q: So your book "Using Alcohol to Find Sobriety" was a commercial failure. What are you going to do next? A: That's not the way we do things over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not the way we do things over here. Q: Shoes first and then socks, that'll work -- why are you staring at me? A: If all else fails, we shall whip the horses' eyes and make them sleep and cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If all else fails' date=' we shall whip the horses' eyes and make them sleep and cry.[/quote'] Q: They tell me you have a problem with blind, weepy, narcoleptic horses over here? A: Lighter fluid, Silly Putty, and Cream of Squash soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lighter fluid' date=' Silly Putty, and Cream of Squash soup.[/quote'] Q: Name three things not to be taken internally. A: World Destruction sounds kind of cool. And an old one: A: Some things should be written with a "Z". Q: Where do you want this sign for the Ebra cage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: World Destruction sounds kind of cool. Q: Which of those beer-and-skittles galactic conquest games would you like to try? A: I really don't think that implement needs an antimatter power source. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I really don't think that implement needs an antimatter power source. Q: How do you like my new, improved entrenchnt tool? A: Not new, not improved since 1776. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not new' date=' not improved since 1776.[/quote'] Q: Why on earth would we need a new Declaration of Independence? A: On the wrong side of the tracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: On the wrong side of the tracks. Q: Where are all the chickens at the railyard? A: Dinosaurs are more stealthy than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dinosaurs are more stealthy than you. Q: So, I've had five weeks of ninja lessons! How do you think I'm doing? A: More armpits than undamaged brain cells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: More armpits than undamaged brain cells. Q: How would you describe an alcoholic octopus? A: All neurons present OR accounted for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: All neurons present OR accounted for. Q: Have you completed the inventory of Jim Morrison's brain? A: Sometimes madness is the only sanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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