Michael Hopcroft Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mandatory public nudity. Q: And you have an idea on how the LPGA can boost their TV ratings among the Male 18-35 demographic? A: You must admit it isn't much of a spectator sport. But it's a great hobby to play! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mandatory public nudity. Q: What is Hef's dream ruling? A: Yu-Nat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You must admit it isn't much of a spectator sport. But it's a great hobby to play! Q: What is the lure of table-top gaming? A: Yu-Nat Q: What is the past-participle of "Yu-Noob"? A: Zoot zoot nom nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Zoot zoot nom nom. Q: Why is there entirely too much cloth in this cheeseburger? A: That's why they call them ducks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's why they call them ducks. Q - Those Oregon football players are huge! They really have to bend down to keep from hitting their heads when they get into the back of a police cruiser, don't they? A - You'd never believe it. I don't even believe it, and I was there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - You'd never believe it. I don't even believe it' date=' and I was there.[/quote'] Q: Just how unbelievable was it? A: Taking its toll, through my nose, one nickle at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Just how unbelievable was it? A: Taking its toll, through my nose, one nickle at a time. Q: How's the job with the magician working out? A: I cast magic missile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I cast magic missile! Q: What was the name of that music video you're directing again, the one you need dancers for? A: I thought you said to attack the darkness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I thought you said to attack the darkness! Q: YOU IDIOT! You killed the darkroom tech! What on Earth were you doing, firing randomly into the film development room? A: In this context, "fixer" is a chemical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: In this context' date=' "fixer" is a chemical.[/quote'] Q: You said to snuff the fixer, so, I shot the repair-man. Why are are you giving me grief? A: About 20GB too small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: About 20GB too small. Q: Is this the right drive onto which to Save the Earth? A: My vengeance upon you shall be truly terrible, to avenge the smackdown you put on my in my last terrible revenge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: My vengeance upon you shall be truly terrible' date=' to avenge the smackdown you put on my in my last terrible revenge![/quote'] Q: What is the basic plot of almost any conflict in Pro Wrestling? A: You'd need a forklift to get that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You'd need a forklift to get that out. Q - What's the health care reform bill looking like these days? A - It's even worse than I first thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's even worse than I first thought. Q: Hey, boss? That fire out back? Turns out the supply firm goofed and instead of tetrafluoroethylene they sent us a tank of chlorine trifluoride, and Higgins reports that it just set the concrete floor on fire... A: That's more fun than a barrel of antiprotons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey' date=' boss? That fire out back? Turns out the supply firm goofed and instead of tetrafluoroethylene they sent us a tank of chlorine trifluoride, and Higgins reports that it just set the concrete floor on fire... What's with you and the fluorine compounds recently? A: That's more fun than a barrel of antiprotons. Q - Hey, we just got a truckload of tachyons! Wanna go play with 'em? A - Leave me where I am, I'm only sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Leave me where I am' date=' I'm only sleeping.[/quote'] Q: Hey, come on! Get up! The ferry over the Styx is coming, you want to miss it or something? A: There never seems to be enough time to do the things you wanna do once you find them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: There never seems to be enough time to do the things you wanna do once you find them. Q - Wow, you're really out of it! What the heck was in that bottle, anyway? A - Saw the morning papers, and the headlines read: 'Danger to the Queen'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Saw the morning papers' date=' and the headlines read: 'Danger to the Queen'.[/quote'] Q: What makes you think we're not in Kansas, anymore? A: Your little chain tutu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your little chain tutu. Q: So, Mr. Ballet Choreographer, is there a symbol for the S&M undertext of this piece? A: I'm not sure I' should be looking for subtext in Green Eggs and Ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not sure I' should be looking for subtext in Green Eggs and Ham. Q: Could you, would you with a goat? A: No charge for extra grease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: No charge for extra grease. Q: How is McD's throwing away a fortune every year? A: Tears of betrayal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tears of betrayal. Q - Ugh, this coffee is incredibly bitter! What did you make it with, anyway? A - Toto and Kansas together, live in concert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Toto and Kansas together' date=' live in concert![/quote'] Q: What makes you think the producer of the Tinman Festival has a Wizard of Oz fixation? A: It works just as well for the zombies, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It works just as well for the zombies' date=' too.[/quote'] Q - You've scheduled the Rolling Stones for the concert? Who's your target demographic, demented geriatrics? A - I would like a tasty fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - I would like a tasty fish. Q: You don't want this decaying crab? A: And this is why it's a bad idea to give thermonuclear devices to household pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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