Narf the Mouse Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why can't Robinson Crusoe keep a coherent calendar? A: We have darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness and. yes, more darkness. Q: Welcome to Scenic Underdark. Let me show you the sights; we have... A:It's like a ball of string. With a kitten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A:It's like a ball of string. With a kitten. Q: Hasn't the Moon's orbit been rather erratic lately? A: Fact he's over six feet ten might instill fear in other men, but not in me -- The Mighty Flea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hasn't the Moon's orbit been rather erratic lately? A: Fact he's over six feet ten might instill fear in other men, but not in me -- The Mighty Flea! Q: For I have the strength of ten flies! A: As an orbit, it's rather casual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: As an orbit' date=' it's rather casual.[/quote'] Q: Why is the Hubble's orbit of discussion in tonight's meeting? A: Get me some Fraggles tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Get me some Fraggles tonight. Q: What are your desires, O King of the Gorgs? A: And that, class, is how we prevent rattlesnakes from spontaneously exploding in the desert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that' date=' class, is how we prevent rattlesnakes from spontaneously exploding in the desert.[/quote'] Q - Our science fair project is to relocate all rattlesnakes to Iceland? A - It's literally 300 degrees in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Our science fair project is to relocate all rattlesnakes to Iceland? A - It's literally 300 degrees in here. Q: Kinda hot in here, isn't it? A: And that's what Kelvin said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Kinda hot in here, isn't it? A: And that's what Kelvin said. Q: Kinda hot here on the surface of the sun, isn't it? A: Kids, don't try this at home... do it at a friend's house instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Kids' date=' don't try this at home... do it at a friend's house instead.[/quote'] Q - Mom, can we mix aluminum shavings and drain cleaner in the basement? A - What? My IT guy said I needed a bigger monitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Mom, can we mix aluminum shavings and drain cleaner in the basement? A - What? My IT guy said I needed a bigger monitor. Q: Dude, why's there a giant lizard in your cubical? A: That's what she said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's what she said... Q: Aren't those deep scratches on your face and arm telling you that putting clothes on the cat was a bad idea? A: Now that only the two of us remain of the entire human race, let's finally settle this war once and for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now that only the two of us remain of the entire human race, let's finally settle this war once and for all. Q: I still don't know which is the superior sex, Men or Women? A: Tits and Brass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tits and Brass. Q: What is the first sign that the latest Girl Genius-wannabe comic artist just doesn't get it? A: Asked if I am mouse or man. The mirror squeaked. Away I ran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Asked if I am mouse or man. The mirror squeaked. Away I ran. Q: Excuse me, sir. But will you disclose, why you race through the streets with no clothes? A: One must never question the Cows of Destiny. Moo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: One must never question the Cows of Destiny. Moo. Q: Why are you constructing a temple out of hay and grass? A: One must make allowances for the stupidity of people, but not too many of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: One must make allowances for the stupidity of people' date=' but not too many of them.[/quote'] Q: Professor, aren't you violating the academic integrity of this institution by grading on a curve? A: It is not my responsibility to make sure that competent people don't make you look bad. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It is not my responsibility to make sure that competent people don't make you look bad. Q: What wisecrack finally got Dilbert fired? A: Asmodeous on the thunderbucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Asmodeous on the thunderbucket. Q: I said I wanted "a Hell of a band" for this gig. So this is what you bring me? A: He's a big pirate and he likes to steal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's a big pirate and he likes to steal. Q - So Fezzik became the next Dread Pirate Roberts, not Inigo? A- Sadly, this is not one of those problems you can solve with the judicious application of enriched uranium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A- Sadly' date=' this is not one of those problems you can solve with the judicious application of enriched uranium.[/quote'] Q: How do you handle a woman? A: Some people use their bare hands. Some prefer gloves. Others use special tools. But I like using the steam powered omni-vibrotron! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you handle a woman? A: Some people use their bare hands. Some prefer gloves. Others use special tools. But I like using the steam powered omni-vibrotron! Doc Q: How do you shatter planets, Mr. Resonant Frequency? A: Not what it sounds like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not what it sounds like. Q: So, what exactly isis the steam powered omni-vibrotron, anyway? A: Actually, I'm pretty sure it sounded exactly like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So' date=' what exactly [b']is[/b]is the steam powered omni-vibrotron, anyway? A: Actually, I'm pretty sure it sounded exactly like that. Q: I said I blew up New York, not exploded New York. Why? What did you think I said? A: Unconventional use of Plancs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Unconventional use of Plancs. Q: How the heck are we going to succeed when they are ready for our Plan A's and our Plan B's? A: The Spirit of Denmark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Spirit of Denmark. Q - What's the late King Hamlet's nickname? A - So long, and thanks for all the fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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