Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm sorry' date=' I'm rather tied up at the moment.[/quote'] Q: "Madame Q's House of Bondage and Pain. John Smith? Just a moment. John! Telephone!" A: I'm sorry, this is Abuse. You want 12B. Stupid git. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Madame Q's House of Bondage and Pain. John Smith? Just a moment. John! Telephone!" A: I'm sorry, this is Abuse. You want 12B. Stupid git. Q: Is this Obtuse? A: Package for Mr. Noe Naim! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Package for Mr. Noe Naim! Q - That UPS guy's been driving around the block for an hour. What's his problem? A - First, I don't care at all for your tone, and second, I don't believe 'slutbag' is even a real word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - First' date=' I don't care at all for your tone, and second, I don't believe 'slutbag' is even a real word.[/quote'] Q: You like my gangsta rap ring tone? A: No, the toilet should NOT have a ring tone either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' the toilet should NOT have a ring tone either.[/quote'] Q - I've invented a device that emits a musical tone when the toilet bowl has developed a ring and needs to be cleaned! Do you like it? A - More cuteness than allowed by law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - I've invented a device that emits a musical tone when the toilet bowl has developed a ring and needs to be cleaned! Do you like it? A - More cuteness than allowed by law. Q: What are you charging the kitten with? A: Now on iApps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now on iApps! Q: Where do I find a program that lets me control inferior minds? A: I know, I know, it isn't fair. But it's a lot easier to get elected this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I know' date=' I know, it isn't fair. But it's a lot easier to get elected this way.[/quote'] Q: Why are you buying the public's votes? A: And that is how you hang the jury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that is how you hang the jury. Q: What do you want these twelve ropes for? A: And we'll be having dinner at Hung Far Low tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And we'll be having dinner at Hung Far Low tonight. Q: Your agenda for the Boozer Boot Camp is a quart and a half of Old Overcoat between 9 AM and noon, then sleep until 6? A: And right after that is the final exam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And right after that is the final exam! Q: Is this where we register for the class? A: In an ideal world, nobody would be able to pass this class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is this where we register for the class? A: In an ideal world, nobody would be able to pass this class. Q: Lack of Ethics 101? A: No, it's down the hall and to the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' it's down the hall and to the right.[/quote'] Q: Is this class for folks who can only turn left? A: A really big cheque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A really big cheque. Q - Name one thing Pariah wishes he had in his hands right now. A - Ridiculously short attention span. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Ridiculously short attention span. Q: "Now, if I don''t want the bomb to go off I cut the -- Oh look! A kitten! -- Now what am I supposed to be doing again?" A: The Batmobile is in the shop getting the transmission fixed. Hence the bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Batmobile is in the shop getting the transmission fixed. Hence the bicycle. Q: Why is there this strange black and yellow bicycle outside the police department? A: I need to be thrown - And don't tell the elf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I need to be thrown - And don't tell the elf. Q - Been playing Elf Bowling again, have we? A - Scientifically speaking, you're a big dumb poopyhead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Scientifically speaking' date=' you're a big dumb poopyhead![/quote'] Q: You know, I'm still not entirely sold on this "reproducible results" thingy... A: See you last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: See you last week. Q: What does the Master like to say to the Doctor? A: Pure, unadulterated salt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does the Master like to say to the Doctor? A: Pure, unadulterated salt. Q: Iodine deficiency? A: Here, let me fix you. *Whack* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here' date=' let me fix you. *Whack*[/quote'] Q: Am I having too many puppies? A: In this day and age, it is more important than ever to pay executives as much as you possibly can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Am I having too many puppies? A: In this day and age, it is more important than ever to pay executives as much as you possibly can. Q: Companies are failing left and right! What ever shall we do? A: Logic clearly dictates that I slap you upside the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Logic clearly dictates that I slap you upside the head. Q: What did Spock say that let it be known he was tired of Kirk's Antics? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: To boldly go where no man has gone before. Q: What was Capt Kirk's favorite euphemism for having sex with new alien races? A: Friday came on Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Friday came on Wednesday. Q: Why can't Robinson Crusoe keep a coherent calendar? A: We have darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness and. yes, more darkness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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