Narf the Mouse Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK' date=' we got Sean Connery to play the Carthaginians, and Sir Lawrence Olivier to play the Huns, and Robert Redford to play the Gauls, and you've cast [u']WHO[/u] as the Romans? Hayden Christensen? A: No voice-overs. Q: "...As our Hero creeps silently through the darkened, forbidding tunnels..." A: Sorry, we spent all our budget on special-effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry' date=' we spent all our budget on special-effects.[/quote'] Q; Why does our cast consist entirely of fifth-graders? A: Seems that no one around here comprehends my potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Seems that no one around here comprehends my potato. Q: So why is the Irishman so irate? A: Just catch the chainsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just catch the chainsaw. Q: Are you sure the circus audience is going to understand this new act? A: I don't care if you do own the team. I'm not letting you call the plays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you sure the circus audience is going to understand this new act? A: I don't care if you do own the team. I'm not letting you call the plays. Q: "...And that's when we dance to the humming of the Flight of the Bumblebees." A: It's art. You're not supposed to understand it. Now, gimme twenty million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's art. You're not supposed to understand it. Now' date=' gimme twenty million.[/quote'] Q: You're saying you deliberately spilled chocolate sauce all over my floor? WHY? A: Lady, come over to Safeco Field and pick up your nine kids. They're beating the Mariners 5-0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's art. You're not supposed to understand it. Now' date=' gimme twenty million.[/quote'] Q: Why did you glue a peanut to a stick? A: Only if it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted August 7, 2010 Report Share Posted August 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only if it works. Q2: Would you like to try our experimental birth control pill? A: Lady, come over to Safeco Field and pick up your nine kids. They're beating the Mariners 5-0. Q: I have a lot of children, why can't I drop them off at little league unsupervised? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lady' date=' come over to Safeco Field and pick up your nine kids. They're beating the Mariners 5-0.[/quote'] Q: Will Mrs. Gosselin come to the field? A: This is a dream that we are in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Will Mrs. Gosselin come to the field? A: This is a dream that we are in. Q: So why should I poke you with my clothes pin? A: They're Goslings. Goslings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: They're Goslings. Goslings! Q: Where are the baby gooses? A: I don't see why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't see why. Q: You're not going to complain if I cut off your arms and legs with this chainsaw, right? A: You've got weasels on your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You've got weasels on your face. Q: May I at least ask WHY you want to cut off my arms and legs of with a chainsaw in the first place? A: I don't see the connection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't see the connection. Q: Is the arm connected to the shoulder? A: The chainsaw is for solely medicinal reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The chainsaw is for solely medicinal reasons. Q: Why should I believe you when you say you're a tree surgeon? A: Suburban robots that monitor reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Suburban robots that monitor reality. Q: What idea gives the Technocracy (ala Mage The Ascension) wet dreams? A: I'm not sure it goes like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not sure it goes like that. Q: One Naked Underdog Individual, with Liver Tea and Jaundice for All. Why are you giving me that funny look, Ms. Brown? A: This monkey wants a word with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: One Naked Underdog Individual, with Liver Tea and Jaundice for All. Why are you giving me that funny look, Ms. Brown? A: This monkey wants a word with you. Q: What's all the screaming and Ook'ing about? A: Sorry, we're all out of liver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry' date=' we're all out of liver.[/quote'] Q: Hey, there's been a zombie attack and I'm missing some vital organs. Can I get a great big glycogen storage facility? A: Assault with a deadly legume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, there's been a zombie attack and I'm missing some vital organs. Can I get a great big glycogen storage facility? A: Assault with a deadly legume. Q: Killed by a peanut? A: Assault with a deadly leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Assault with a deadly leg. Q: You hit on the girl from Planet Terror? What happened? A: When I;m with you I don;t know whether I should study neurosurgery or go and see The Care Bears Movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You hit on the girl from Planet Terror? What happened? A: When I;m with you I don;t know whether I should study neurosurgery or go and see The Care Bears Movie. Q: So what's it like dating Mental Dissonance Man? A: Do not speak in third person. Only Lota may speak in third person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Do not speak in third person. Only Lota may speak in third person. Q: Hulk have cake? Hulk have cake? A: As I'm sure you noticed, the sudden emergence of canine super-geniuses has led to major social changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hulk have cake? Hulk have cake? A: As I'm sure you noticed, the sudden emergence of canine super-geniuses has led to major social changes. Q: Owning cats is illegal? A: The dog ate what the cat buried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The dog ate what the cat buried. Q: Daddy, why is Rover turning purple and spotty? A: What offends me most deeply is that the guy who ate the last slice of pizza continues to draw breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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