Narf the Mouse Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Wal*Mart sells stuff made in China?! A - I have no idea what that thing on your head is. Q: Do you know what this thing on my head is? A: Wal*Mart sells China?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wal*Mart sells China?! Q: How can you tell when Wal*Mart has gotten too damn rich for its own good? A: Ghost frogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you tell when Wal*Mart has gotten too damn rich for its own good? A: Ghost frogs. Q: And after the rain of frogs? A: It's a logical procession! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a logical procession! Q: So Immanuel Kant in the Grand Marshal of the parade at the university? A: And now we know why cows living in the sky doesn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Immanuel Kant in the Grand Marshal of the parade at the university? A: And now we know why cows living in the sky doesn't work. Q: I'm sorry, I was just trying to figure out where all the falling cows came from. A: ...And then, suddenly, everything made sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...And then' date=' suddenly, everything made sense.[/quote'] Q: So you were able to discover a Unified Field Theory after all? A: What a thrill -- to succeed where Einstein failed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you were able to discover a Unified Field Theory after all? A: What a thrill -- to succeed where Einstein failed! Q: Look! I combed my hair! A: I blame it on relativity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I blame it on relativity. Q: Why do you hate your relatives? A: Not much of a theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you hate your relatives? A: Not much of a theory. Q: I think the universe runs on silly string. And a cat. A: Why do you hate physics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Why do you hate physics? Q: I keep trying to dispel the enchantment that causes me to go down when I fall instead of up, But it never works! This is your fault, isn't it? A: Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes! I would rather it were you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I keep trying to dispel the enchantment that causes me to go down when I fall instead of up, But it never works! This is your fault, isn't it? A: Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes! I would rather it were you.... Q: ...I'm never playing Bunnies and Burrows with you again. A: Wait a minute, I need to defrag the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wait a minute' date=' I need to defrag the universe.[/quote'] Q: We were supposed to start this LAN-party gaming session 15 minutes ago. What's the hold-up? A: She went to the library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: She went to the library. Q: Hey, where did that death witch get her grubby hands on a copy of The Necronomicon? A: Because the King in Chartreuse isn't nearly as scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey' date=' where did that death witch get her grubby hands on a copy of [i']The Necronomicon[/i]? A: Because the King in Chartreuse isn't nearly as scary. Q: Why didn you prank-call the King in Yellow? A: Personally, I'm more afraid of the Omnomnomicron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Personally' date=' I'm more afraid of the Omnomnomicron.[/quote'] Q: You say the Tibetans are taking over? A: I don't know that asking the Daily Llama to address your conference instead will help you avoid Chinese wrath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know that asking the Daily Llama to address your conference instead will help you avoid Chinese wrath. Q: Why is your conference on American history being led by the Daily Llama? A: First I will save her - then I will kill her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: First I will save her - then I will kill her. Q: Spike! Buffy's in trouble! What will you do? A: This is my verse! Hello! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Spike! Buffy's in trouble! What will you do? A: This is my verse! Hello! Q: Second verse, same as the first! Hello! A: Aww, that's too bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Aww' date=' that's too bad.[/quote'] Q: What will be the consensus when the Sun goes nova? A: I am your father's brother's cousin's former roommate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What will be the consensus when the Sun goes nova? A: I am your father's brother's cousin's former roommate. Q: And what does that make us? A: It was mildly annoying - I had to go find a match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was mildly annoying - I had to go find a match. Q: It's been a week now! Why is that heretic still tied to the stake unburned? A: No, you can't fulfill your Foreign Language requirement by taking Klingon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's been a week now! Why is that heretic still tied to the stake unburned? A: No, you can't fulfill your Foreign Language requirement by taking Klingon. Q: Not even if there's foreigners who speak it. A: Matches are heresy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Matches are heresy! Q: Why won't these Boy Scouts use matches to start the campfire? A: That's a matter of opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a matter of opinion. Q: Of course everything colored purple is alive! Surely you agree? A: And thus the Roman Empire fell -- to some of the worst acting imaginable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And thus the Roman Empire fell -- to some of the worst acting imaginable. Q: OK, we got Sean Connery to play the Carthaginians, and Sir Lawrence Olivier to play the Huns, and Robert Redford to play the Gauls, and you've cast WHO as the Romans? Hayden Christensen? A: No voice-overs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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