Narf the Mouse Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Daddy, why is Rover turning purple and spotty? A: What offends me most deeply is that the guy who ate the last slice of pizza continues to draw breath. Q: So what's it like, now that you're a Samurai? A: Politeness or die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Politeness or die! Q: What is the downside to Miss Manners conquering the Earth? A: Purples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Purples. Q: What are all the in Emperors and Emperor-wannabes wearing this season? A: Consider that the strings attached could make a big change in your ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are all the in Emperors and Emperor-wannabes wearing this season? A: Consider that the strings attached could make a big change in your ways. Q: What's your advice on this Deal with the Devil? A: Yeah, I have a few of those hanging around. Totally useless, the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yeah' date=' I have a few of those hanging around. Totally useless, the lot of them.[/quote'] Q: Do you have any Beanie Babies? A: Out the nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Out the nose. Q: How did you grab the mummy's brain. A: And now for our Special Request Death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And now for our Special Request Death. Q - Okay, so that was an interesting dinner. What do you have for dessert? A - I saw the whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - I saw the whole thing. Q: And what's your advice on how to cut down rather large trees? A: He's an altruistic puma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And what's your advice on how to cut down rather large trees? A: He's an altruistic puma. Q: A Puma-Protected Porker? A: Only Paul Bunyan can save us now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only Paul Bunyan can save us now! Q: What does it mean when the forest is marching against us? A: Three maidens and an amazon sunbathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Three maidens and an amazon sunbathing. Q: How'd you get the black eye? A: Don't look at me, I locked the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't look at me' date=' I locked the door.[/quote'] Q: What's the guy with the eye-patch who smells like kippers doing here? A: The difficulty is that nobody really believes you're a superhero as opposed to an obnoxious little twerp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The difficulty is that nobody really believes you're a superhero as opposed to an obnoxious little twerp. Q: But I, Stupendous Man, just saved the world! Why won't people take me seriously? A: It wasn't a very good reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It wasn't a very good reason. Q: The place was infested with cockroaches! And that's why I burned it down. A: You bloody well know that this isn't the time to go after penguins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You bloody well know that this isn't the time to go after penguins! Q: I have the sledgehammers and train tickets to Pittsburgh. Can we go, now? A: Killjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Killjoy. Q: Joy, my girlfriend, is cheating on me. What should I do? A: Never say die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Never say die. Q: You keep insisting the singular of "dice" is "douse". Why? A: It's a place to live your life where people go insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a place to live your life where people go insane. Q - You're thinking of moving to Washington D.C.? A - Nothing a good night's sleep or three wouldn't cure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Nothing a good night's sleep or three wouldn't cure. Q: You just drove the Greyhound off a cliff! What's wrong with you? A: I believe in peace, and banging two bricks together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I believe in peace' date=' and banging two bricks together.[/quote'] Q: You just slammed the Hulk and Abdominaton together? Why did you do that? A: The Serenity just slammed the unicorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Serenity just slammed the unicorn. Q: What makes you think River needs some more training as a pilot? A: You don't need a license to drive a starship, more's the pity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You don't need a license to drive a starship' date=' more's the pity.[/quote'] Q - You're letting the Wookie drive?! A - I find that hard to believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - You're letting the Wookie drive?! A - I find that hard to believe. Q: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat! A: Theoretically, it's better than loosing a couple limbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Theoretically' date=' it's better than loosing a couple limbs.[/quote'] Q: Why are you keeping me bound hand and foot like this? Afraid I'll get away? A: Now this problem was something Einstein never envisioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you keeping me bound hand and foot like this? Afraid I'll get away? A: Now this problem was something Einstein never envisioned. Q: The universe is, in fact, made of string. With a kitten as a physics engine. A: I'm sorry, I'm rather tied up at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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