Michael Hopcroft Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: High winds make for poor hearing. Q; Why don't Congressional committees meet at windmills? A: Don't you see? It a cunningly-disguised giant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q; Why don't Congressional committees meet at windmills? A: Don't you see? It a cunningly-disguised giant! Q: No, you buffoon, it's a cunningly-disguised windmill! A: The implications for the power industry are rather startling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The implications for the power industry are rather startling. Q: What's the big deal about zero-point energy? A: As in, there would no longer be any such thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the big deal about zero-point energy? A: As in, there would no longer be any such thing. Q: You intend to destroy the universe? A: It's actually probably not that powerful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's actually probably not that powerful. Q: You'll be sorry you mocked me! This spoon is going to blow your head clean off and then -- why are you still laughing at me? A: There is no spoon, which at the moment is awfully inconvenient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: There is no spoon' date=' which at the moment is awfully inconvenient.[/quote'] Q: I like my enemies like I like my coffee - with a spoon in them! A: A Spoonerism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A Spoonerism. Q: Mardon me, paddam, this pie is occupewed. shall I sew you to a sheet? A: You hissed my mystery lecture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You'll be sorry you mocked me! This spoon is going to blow your head clean off and then -- why are you still laughing at me? A: There is no spoon, which at the moment is awfully inconvenient. Q: I managed to find enough food on this island that we can subsist on soup. A: The spoon? My superpowers only work if I'm touching one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions ...Stupid pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You hissed my mystery lecture! Q: What reason did Cobra Commander's religion professor give for kicking him out of class? A: Fighting a liar in the quad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fighting a liar in the quad. Q: You started a riot at divinity college? What in heaven's name were you doing? A: She said I could touch it! She just didn't say where. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: She said I could touch it! She just didn't say where. Q: You were arrested for touching the David? Whatever made you do that? A: Your head looks better on the hydra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your head looks better on the hydra. Q: Why don't you want me to audition for Medusa? A: We shove the poles in the holes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: We shove the poles in the holes! Q - Didn't there used to be about 10,000 telephone poles lying around here? Where are they? A - I'm not just some guy stealing rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Didn't there used to be about 10,000 telephone poles lying around here? Where are they? A - I'm not just some guy stealing rocks. Q: Lex Luthor, what are you doing on Krypton? A:Well, there was a horde of Scottish sports enthusiasts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A:Well' date=' there was a horde of Scottish sports enthusiasts...[/quote'] Q: I thought I left a whole bunch of logs around here. Anyone see what happened to them? A: And what are you going to do -- not have me crucified? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And what are you going to do -- not have me crucified? Q: You're just too eager. Are you one of those loonies with a death wish? A: Tried to escape three times last night. Finally we had to nail him to the wall to keep him put. I admit we might have gotten a little carried away. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tried to escape three times last night. Finally we had to nail him to the wall to keep him put. I admit we might have gotten a little carried away. Q: Was that strictly necessary? A: With a forklift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you lose your eye? A: Well, My brain is angered because it's not fried. It is tasty, so my stomach is arguing the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' My brain is angered because it's not fried. It is tasty, so my stomach is arguing the point.[/quote'] Q: What do you mean by "Your body is arguing with itself?" A: That clinches it - you really are crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean by "Your body is arguing with itself?" A: That clinches it - you really are crazy. Q: GERBILS ARE EATING MY HEAD!!!!! A: Exactly what I said. I'm a symbiotic conglomerate of various intelligent organisms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Exactly what I said. I'm a symbiotic conglomerate of various intelligent organisms. Q - What do you mean, you're a symbiotic conglomerate of various intelligent organisms? A - Entirely too obvious to be taken seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Entirely too obvious to be taken seriously. Q: This is Barack Obama's notarized birth certificate. It is concrete proof that he was born in Hawaii and is thus a native-born American citizen. Are you even listening to me, Mr. Dobbs? A: And here I thought bringing coffee to a Tea Party rally would be appreciated. Now I need to find out how to wash out tar and feathers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This is Barack Obama's notarized birth certificate. It is concrete proof that he was born in Hawaii and is thus a native-born American citizen. Are you even listening to me, Mr. Dobbs? A: And here I thought bringing coffee to a Tea Party rally would be appreciated. Now I need to find out how to wash out tar and feathers. Q: Kenyan coffee? A: Positively un-american. How surprising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Positively un-american. How surprising. Q - Wal*Mart sells stuff made in China?! A - I have no idea what that thing on your head is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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