Pariah Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 "Blessed are the curious, for they shall have wonderful adventures." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 "Here's to those who wish us well And those who don't can go to Hell!" ~New Year's toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 "It's the Nazgul with Chestbursters!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 "The horse is the original all-terrain vehicle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 "It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course." ~Hank Aaron Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 "The Mouth of Sauron doesn't do any dirty work. He leaves that to the Arse of Sauron." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 "You can sprinkle sugar on a turd all day long, it don't make it candy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 "Really? Nobody needs five of the same d@nnn#d motorcycle!" "Boy, explain this to your momma." "Well, you see, Mom, it's like this: We don't have a a _blue_ one...." Thanks, Boy. Real helpful. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 "I don't have a welcome mat at my house because I'm not a liar." tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 “A desire not to butt into other people's business is at least eighty percent of all human 'wisdom'...and the other twenty percent isn't very important.” ~Robert A. Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 "Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones." ~ John Lennon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 (edited) "Ahhh.... Nothing like a nice shower right after work to warm the bones; gets out all the aches and pains.... You know, I could _really_ use a drink of water... Oh, no! I just remembered! I left my glass of water downstairs in the kitchen when I let the dog out! "Wait a minute! I have a shower wand! I can turn the water all the way to cold and use the wand like a fountain!" Said the guy whose next few actions would prove that this was undeniably his dumbest idea of his entire life...... Edited February 29 by Duke Bushido tkdguy and L. Marcus 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted February 29 Report Share Posted February 29 Thank you for your show of support. I am pleased to announce there were no casualties. For a while, though, it was touch and go. Hide and seek, too.... 😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 "Life is like a sandwich: the more you add to it, the harder it is to keep it all together." ~ WTF Notebooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 I should come back to this thread more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 "We have lemon curd. This will go great with the Madeleines." "Curd?" "Yes." "Not Iraqi?" "Get out!" "NO! I have as much right to this kitchen as you." "Fine, I'LL get out!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 (edited) Talking with Mom and Sister #2 about the books we're reading. Sister mentions a book she didn't like. Me: I won't lend you my book (Lions Red and Gold by Scott Anderson). You'd get PO'd. It even says "a peasant's greatest joy is serving his lord." Me: (paraphrasing a scene from the book involving a noblewoman and a farmer) "I want almonds." "I don't have any." "RUDE!!!" *whack* Mom: What?! Sister: Those are the main characters? I just won't read it then. In case you're wondering about the details, she hit him in the gut with the flat of her dagger, then kicked his shin for good measure. Edited April 3 by tkdguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Bump- as a new thread was created when we have this long standing one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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