Pariah Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 "Most people don't really want the truth. They just want constant reassurance that what they believe is the truth." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 Quote ... Then, of course, Sebastian Driussi in the midst of a month out with a spate of groin injuries that have struck the team. (One fan’s dubbed this the fault of the Groin Demon.) Diego Fagundez also got a visit from the Groin Demon but may return to play Wednesday night, ... Groin Demon. Heh. Heh heh heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 4 hours ago, Cancer said: Groin Demon. Heh. Heh heh heh. not to be confused with a Crotch Goblin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 "Some people insist that 'mediocre' is better than 'best'. They delight in clipping wings because they themselves can't fly." ~Robert A. Heinlein, "Have Spacesuit, Will Travel" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 "We just have pukey cats! We just have to accept it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2023 Report Share Posted May 20, 2023 "I don't know if it's a good idea to threaten your subscribers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2023 Report Share Posted May 21, 2023 (edited) Quoted by Carl Sagan in The Demon-Haunted World: Science As a Candle In the Dark Quote "Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what one does not believe. It is impossible to calculate the moral mischief, if I may so express it, that mental lying has produced in society. When man has so far corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared himself for the commission of every other crime." ~Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason Edited May 21, 2023 by Pariah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 (Originally posted by mistake in the Jokes thread; I have moved it here where it belongs) "I didn't have lunch today." "Why?" "I had second breakfast. And third breakfast." "Congratulations, you're a Hobbit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 "Tough luck, fleshy one!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 "Courage is knowing that it might hurt, and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same. And that's why life is hard." ~ Jeremy Goldberg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do." ~Benjamin Franklin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 9 hours ago, Pariah said: "Courage is knowing that it might hurt, and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same. And that's why life is hard." ~ Jeremy Goldberg people keep saying this but it isn;t true. Stupidity is the believe it won't hurt this time. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 Quote Jovian planets were able to grow to this much larger size because they were at lower temperatures that could condense the hydrogen compounds and have large amounts of hydrangea and helium gases. Seems likely that "hydrangea" is an autocorrect casualty/product, but it's not something I've seen before in this context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 "Some people will never like you because your spirit irritates their demons." ~ Denzel Washington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." ~ Daniel Boorstin Tom Cowan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 (edited) "If someone looks at you that closely and isn't a dentist, headbutt them!" Edited June 3, 2023 by tkdguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 4, 2023 Report Share Posted June 4, 2023 "Do NOT slop your dish of olive oil and balsamic vinegar on your keyboard." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 8, 2023 Report Share Posted June 8, 2023 "What do you do for a living?" "I kill monsters." "Monsters aren't real." "Have you ever seen one?" "No, of course not." "You're welcome." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 "Why am I sparkly? My lotion doesn't have glitter." "You're a vampire." "I don't like that answer, SHUT UP!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2023 Report Share Posted June 26, 2023 "Daddy's being silly." "You always are." "Well, not always always." "Actually, it's always always always." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 27, 2023 Report Share Posted June 27, 2023 "A 'critic' is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased--he hates all creative people equally." ~ Robert A. Heinlein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 "I wouldn't touch an Econ test with a ten-foot #2 pencil." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 "To say you have no choice is a failure of imagination." ~ Jean-Luc Picard CaptainCoulson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeleteThisAccount Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 "Perfect is the enemy of good and great." - not sure of correct original quote attribution "Sometimes it is possible to do everything right and still lose. That is not failure. That is *life*." - Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek The Next Generation DoctorImpossible, CaptainCoulson and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 On 6/28/2023 at 2:19 AM, Pariah said: "A 'critic' is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased--he hates all creative people equally." ~ Robert A. Heinlein I. Kant disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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