Cancer Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 "I didnt understand the meaning of noon, ..." You can provide the context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 "I have an allergic reaction to stupidity. It makes me break out in sarcasm." Tom Cowan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 "I'll pray for you, but I'm going to be praying to Hades. Sorry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 "The idea that our sense of self worth comes not from anything that we've done, not from anything worthy, but by an accident of birth, is where the crux of the humiliation is, in my opinion. I would say those of us worried about being demoted, those of us who wish for us to be important, should do something important! We should make an easily understandable, achievable, and inspiring goal for the human species, and then set out and do it. That would give us the confidence that we sorely lack by being dependent on our self esteem being based on nothing we do! We want to have self esteem? Let's make a planet in which nobody is starving. Let's make a planet in which men and women have equal access to power. Let us make a planet in which no ethnic group has it over another ethnic group. Let's have a planet in which science and engineering is used for the benefit of everybody on the planet. And my personal idiosyncrasy, let's have a world in which we go to other worlds." ~ Carl Sagan L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 "Institutional Review Boards didn't exist in the 1600s! There's no problem with experimenting on human subjects!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 So, you want me to show you how to use the Runes of Creation to thwart someone's monetization grab? Hmmm ... you are not worthy, but the cause is. Attend." -- (the guy who's comfortable using a DOS prompt) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The realist adjusts the sail. ~William A. Ward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 Any person capable of angering you becomes your master. ~Epictetus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 "I do not give you this problem because I am sadistic. I give it to you because it has appeared on standardized tests in the past. Which is to say, I give it to you because my fellow sadists have given it before." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christougher Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 Reminds me of something my boss said to me. "i give you the hard things because you succeed." I really need to get as much faith in myself as he has... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 "Legolas knows everything. He's like a walking Google." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 "The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion." ~Paulo Coelho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 "I resent that [the implication that I don't pay attention to circumstances]! I consider all available information before I make my bad decisions!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 So here it is- January 20, 2023. On this particular evening, I am spending a bit of time, n the living room with my daughter, who helped me cook supper. She is still bubbly about the awards ceremony at the school (she pulled down a handful of academic awards, including a rare one for having had straight A's her entire life.) My wife came home just a few minutes later, and as is her habit, turned on the television and flipped to the "what is on all the other channels" channel. As is the habit of the "what is on other channels" channel, it is blaring some bit of indistinct, unexceptional pop music. My daughter, however, was quite stoked- "ooh! Mom! I think this is it! I think this is the song from the other day!" "Yeah; I think,you're right," came the much less enthusiastic reply. I had never actually heard the song, but then the tempo changed and the tone changed and the singer belted out the title line, and yes: I recognized it. Not because I had heard it, but I recall all the fanfare around it. And as Miley Cyruss belted out "Wrecking Ball," I looked at my wife, a bit surprised, and asked "so... This is what Hannah Montana sounds like now?" My daughter's mouth fell open, and in absolute sincere shock she asked in a hollow , deeply-shaken voice "_Miley Cyruss_ was Hannah Montana...?!" :rofl: I dont think either my wife or have laughed that hard since my son's hilariously awful bluff in Clue many, many years ago..., Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 23, 2023 Report Share Posted January 23, 2023 "You know what I don't understand?" "The difference between a rhetorical question and the other kind?" Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2023 Report Share Posted January 24, 2023 "Ah, morning! And what fresh new Hell awaits us today, do you suppose?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted January 24, 2023 Report Share Posted January 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Pariah said: "Ah, morning! And what fresh new Hell awaits us today, do you suppose?" 'Tis neither fresh nor new, but still attacks with the vigor of having found a novel pastime... It is as old as the stars and repeats as a racing pulse, yet still attacks each day as if 't'were discovering our agony for the first time, and has never been so delighted before. (At least, from where I sit) Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 24, 2023 Report Share Posted January 24, 2023 Me, I get the reheated Hell from yesterday. Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 "Well, that's what you get for being malleable." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 "Oh baby, you know you drive me wild when you trash talk the Dwarves like that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 "My friend, you've got a million-dollar smile and a 10-cent brain." tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 "Is there a shark in Cocaine Bear?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 No booze if you break my gun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted March 12, 2023 Report Share Posted March 12, 2023 My wife is ordering some tea online. Her: Apparently there's no tax on tea. Me: Thanks, Sam Adams! tkdguy, Duke Bushido, Tom Cowan and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 24, 2023 Report Share Posted March 24, 2023 "Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies." -- Nelson Mandela Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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