Bazza Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 Me this week: “Never take a backward step in being kind.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2023 Report Share Posted August 11, 2023 "Duct tape is probably frowned upon in this context." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 13, 2023 Report Share Posted August 13, 2023 "If you paint a tree that ends up looking like a dolphin, tell people it's a seascape with a dolphin." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2023 Report Share Posted August 18, 2023 "That was crazier than my alcoholic ex-mother-in-law." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 20, 2023 Report Share Posted August 20, 2023 "I feel that any solution that allows me to hunt spiders with a shotgun is worth exploring." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted August 26, 2023 Report Share Posted August 26, 2023 Overheard at work: "Sure; he _seems_ like a nice guy, but really? He's... We), he's.... I don't know... He's... He's the kind of guy that wouls feed your dog a plate of boiled greens right before a long car ride." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2023 Report Share Posted August 26, 2023 "I am a man of mystery. Where are my keys? Where are my shoes? Why did I walk into this room? What is the name of this person who just told me their name? Man. Of. Mystery." ~ Jonathan Edward Durham Tom Cowan and BoloOfEarth 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 "If bright green is called lime, why isn't bright yellow called lemon? Why isn't bright orange called ... oh." BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 "Drop dead, you porcine b@st@rd!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 "Hey! Don't boop the trilobites!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 "Remember the old Klingon mantra: 'Chicks dig scars'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2023 Report Share Posted September 11, 2023 "Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil." ~ Jerry Garcia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 "It's in Canvas, doofus." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 Sic transit gloria 2023. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 "I got trash talked by a seven-year-old over a cricket game." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 29, 2023 Report Share Posted October 29, 2023 “Nowadays the devil has made such a mess of everything…that the world will presently become uninhabitable for anybody but Saints. The rest will drag their lives out in despair…Christian heroism will one day become the sole solution for the problems of life.” Jacques Maritain, “The Things That Are Not Caesar’s” (1930) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2023 Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden. Hermit and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2023 Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 "I've already upped my game, so up yours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 "I need more creamer. I've been drinking regular milk like a peasant." Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 "Task failed successfully." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 "I would argue that cats are not a liquid. They're a non-Newtonian fluid." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 "You and -1 others" (Somehow I managed to give a post both "like" and "Thanks".) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 22, 2023 Report Share Posted December 22, 2023 [Context: This is a phone-text conversation stretched over about 20 minutes between me & my daughter earlier today, Dec 22, the Friday before Christmas Monday. I am at a nearby grocery store; she is at home; she had earlier declined to come shopping with me. I am using semicolons rather than colons so I don't have back up and excise the stupid automatic emoji.] C (me): You are wise beyond your years, my child C; {store name} is a frickin' zoo D (Daughter): D--n C; Not a surprise D; Popping off on a Friday afternoon C; The Friday before Monday Christmas D; Oh so trueeee C; {another store name, a place I'd been a couple of hours previous} was not as zooey only because it was relatively early C; I am here at {store name} to redeem the coupon we have that expires on the 24th D; Ahhhh I see C; I am only 7th in line now to check out C; In the aisle with pasta spaghetti sauce canned fish vinegar salad dressing D; An excellent aisle to be in D; A choice aisle C; Tomato sauce croutons C; Canned fish includes caviar which I suppose makes sense C; Happily I cannot hear the Christmas Muzak where I am standing D; This is a brilliant innovation of the pickle aisle [This alludes to the pickles being in the next aisle over from where I am in line, and for some reason no working speakers are over that aisle] D; Benevolent pickle aura shielding and protecting you C; 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 "Losers focus on winners. Winners focus on winning." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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