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Re: Russian SUV

 

To give the players the pleasure of turning into a pile of slag? :eg:

 

Sure, I could go for that. :D

 

Russian Mob Boss: RMB

Deep Cover Agent: DCA

 

RMB: "Nice, huh?"

DCA: "Yeah, Dmitri. Nice."

RMB: "This kind of interior is what money buys."

DCA: "Its posh. So, Dmitri, about this deal..."

RMB: "Feel it."

DCA: "What?"

RMB: "Go ahead, its okay. Feel the upholstery."

DCA: "Um. Okay."

RMB: "No. No. Really touch it. Rub it."

DCA: "Yeah, its smooth. Is that cow leather?"

RMB: "Cow leather is for peasants."

DCA: "What then?"

RMB: "Whale penis."

 

I know my players. The reaction will be... visceral. :eg:

 

And yes, later in the game, they'll slag it if at all possible.

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Re: Russian SUV

 

Changes to the scenario for more of an 'intimidation' effect.

  • Change the mobster to a scary woman.
  • Still have her mention the source of the leather interior, but just mention the 'penis' part at first.

 

"You Russian elites certainly know how to drive in style. Is this genuine leather?"

"Da. Penis leather."

*face goes white*

"Oh, no worries. Is from whale penis. Whales. I give you good scare, da?" *predatory stare* "da . . . good scare indeed . . . "

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I would bet' date=' even if its not on the official list of advertised bells and whistles, a customer who asks for whale penis interior will get whale penis interior.[/quote']

 

Probably true... With the sheer whatever of this thing, there probably isn't much that's off the table.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Once I figured out this monstrosity wasn't just a cheap joke, but an actual vehicle (cancelled whale-penis interior notwithstanding) I was overwhelmed by the urge to laugh loudly and continuously until I fell over. I didn't of course (I'm in a public library) but when I get outside, look out!

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