Cancer Posted April 7, 2016 Report Share Posted April 7, 2016 This seems appropriate here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 That might have been a bit harsh, Professor. They mean well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Oh, I'll get mine in the end, I'm sure. I have almost six decades of fail under my belt now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Oh, I'll get mine in the end, I'm sure. I have almost six decades of fail under my belt now. Is your first name Cleveland and your last name Browns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Interesting Fail Fact: The BYU men's basketball team has more NCAA tournament appearances without reaching the Final Four than any other team...but they've made the Final Four of the NIT twice in the past five years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Interesting Fail Fact: The BYU men's basketball team has more NCAA tournament appearances without reaching the Final Four than any other team...but they've made the Final Four of the NIT twice in the past five years. So, are we making this a fail fact forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 So, are we making this a fail fact forum? We're trying, but it's destined for failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 We're trying, but it's destined for failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Is your first name Cleveland and your last name Browns?No on the first. Almost on the last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Roger is clearly cymbal-minded. Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 So, are we making this a fail fact forum? Why you gotta be so alliterate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 This is an epic fail, because using a Far Side cartoon in any thread should always be viewed as a success. So, nice bad job! Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Roger is clearly cymbal-minded. Bad puns are clearly an excellent form of failure. Horribly well done, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 'Bad' puns? Puns are better than poetry. I mean, puns may be bad, but poetry is verse. Ranxerox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 For years I drew some amusement from major league baseball having an exec named McFail. If he'd been with the Padres, it would have been perfect. (For those who aren't baseball fans: the Padres have long been owned by the Krocs, the founder/owner of McDonalds.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 I'm a moderator... I'm supposed to 'patrol' threads so I kind of had to look. *Walks by twirling nightstick and whistling* *Hits himself with nightstick to keep it in the spirit of the thread* Pariah and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 For years I drew some amusement from major league baseball having an exec named McFail. If he'd been with the Padres, it would have been perfect. I remember some years ago hearing the local radio sports guy open his segment by saying, "All twenty-nine major league teams and the San Diego Padres were in action last night...." (This is the same sportscaster who once referred to the A-Rookie team in Helena, Montana as the 'Handbaskets'.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Worst names ever Jack Goff, Chardonnay Hooker, Oliver Loser, etc., etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 I would buy a shirt for the Helena Handbaskets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 I'm a moderator... I'm supposed to 'patrol' threads so I kind of had to look. *Walks by twirling nightstick and whistling* *Hits himself with nightstick to keep it in the spirit of the thread* Ruling please? I'm not sure one hit fulfills the epic failure needed. Perhaps 5 or 6 more times? In the face? With spikes on the nightstick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Ruling please? I'm not sure one hit fulfills the epic failure needed. Perhaps 5 or 6 more times? In the face? With spikes on the nightstick? *puts Jeff on 'the list' ...only to realize his pen is out of ink* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 So, Herm, if you moderate my posts, does that mean what I post gets changed to something more middle-of-the-road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 So, Herm, if you moderate my posts, does that mean what I post gets changed to something more middle-of-the-road? Oh Great and Powerful Hermit, if you improve my posts, does that mean what I post is enriched by your wisdom and charm? Darn it, that was supposed to be edit... not quote BoloOfEarth and Starlord 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 I humbly kneel before your magnificence, Lord Hermit the Mighty! If only I, a mere peasant trembling in your tremendous shadow, could have... Hey, who's putting those words in my mouth? Stop it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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