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The inverse of course is squirrel girl for who anything that can go right does.

 

Daredevil and wolverine probably fit there lives are non stop angst and drama. Every woman they love dies or turns evil powers try to kill them not to mention all the damn Ninjas.

 

Tried to think of a good DC version probably spoiler and speedy the universe(or the editors) does seem to have it in for them.

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Yeah but only once that's the same shtick as batman really batman has the same "power" as Darwin from the X-men you better defeat him the first time or he will come back adapted for you. That's why the joker is his most enduring foe he's too chaotic for Batmans "power" to work you never fight the same joker twice.

 

Batman probably fits too in no particular order.

 

parents murdered.

 

childhood best friend turns evil.

 

New sidekick murdered by phone Then comes back as a murderous vigilante with a grudge.

 

numerous dead/evil/insane former lovers.

 

semi-raped(consent was pretty dubious) by the daughter of an immortal master of a shadowy league of assassins.

 

find out a decade later you have a kid and he is an asshole. Who your ex dumps on you and is the promptly marked for death murdered and brought back to life.

 

Temporary side kick starts a gang war using one of your contingency plans because you didn't tell her about your 3rd alterego.

 

ancestral home is destroyed multiple times.

 

More contingency plans used to harm all your super friends.

 

your City destroyed by earthquake and abandoned by federal government, also plague.

 

"killed" by an evil new God fight your way back through time. Meanwhile everyone you've trained fights over who gets to replace you.

 

Multiple attempts to steal your family business.

 

artificially create a split personality and fight crime as hobo.

 

evil organization(which has secretly been screwing up your city for centuries) using your money. kidnaps you spends weeks psychologically torturing you before deploying army of undead assassins to murder everyone you care about.

 

Back broken gets broken replaced by psycho French man ape hybrid from crazy religious order.

 

Longest lasting relationship is with a wanted felon.

 

Everyone thinks your gay first hanging out with teenage boys in short shirts and pixie boots.

 

Had to fight the ten eyed man

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