Badger Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 McCloud, because I've heard of him? WHat scarier? being trapped in a gas station bathroom vs being trapped in a music video by Tool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 I'll take the gas station bathroom. I've seen Tool videos. They cannot be unseen. Stall with no door or stall with urine on the seat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Well, since I cant use urinals because I feel I have no cover, I'll choose to go out back in the woods. Dumbest thing to do to wife/girlfriend Leave the toilet seat up vs saying yes, when she ask if she looks fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 Saying she looks fat, unless she actually falls into the toilet. Tacos vs egg rolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 Tacos. Egg rolls don't have the stamina. Johnny Carson vs Jimmy Fallon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 Carson. Carson will now haunt you for even comparing him to Fallon. staring at Cthulhu vs staring at the sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 ... You know there are things that are made to stare at the Sun, right? (Look up the GONG Project.) Castle Anthrax vs Castle Bravo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cancer said: ... You know there are things that are made to stare at the Sun, right? (Look up the GONG Project.) Castle Anthrax vs Castle Bravo Yes, but I can stare at Cthulhu without any effect. (though the voices tell me that was because I was crazy to begin with, so I had that built in immunity ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 21 hours ago, Cancer said: Castle Anthrax vs Castle Bravo Bravo has to be better than Anthrax, right? Neither is a donut, but.... Maple bar vs. Apple fritter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Apple fritter, I'm not allowed to eat any more trees. Eating trees reminds me of ants, so I'll ask about AntBoy vs The Tick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 The Tick beats everyone. Observe: The Tick vs. Batman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Yes, The Tick because I want to see Batman take a beatdown. Inuit vs Eskimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 They don't refer to themselves as Eskimo. Iceman vs. Frosty the Snowman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 George Gervin was a great basketball player. GI Joes Iceberg vs Snow Job Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Iceberg right ahead! Icebreaker vs. Snowmobile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Snowmobiles are more fun. Day at the Doctor: Blood draw vs. Prostate exam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 Prostate exam, with my health insurance I'm gonna take it in (no, that thought has been censored), anyway. How about the same question with a different genre, Dracula vs a grey with a probe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 Dracula will make you immortal! Who wouldn't want that? Numbers Game: Irrational numbers vs. Fractions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 You can still do things with fractions. Game of Numbers: e vs. π Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 On 4/21/2018 at 3:14 PM, Old Man said: You can still do things with fractions. Game of Numbers: e vs. π e, just because I don't know how to make the other symbol on my keyboard. Mathematical concept vs webcomic: Order of Magnitude vs Order of the Stick Lucius Alexander Feeding the palindromedary a pecan pi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 Order of Magnitude because I live in Earthquake country. 1990s Meteor movies Armageddon vs. Deep Impact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 I'd rather die. 2010s Disaster Movies Based On Real Life Events: Deepwater Horizon vs. Everest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 7 hours ago, Cassandra said: Armageddon vs. Deep Impact Deep Impact, because Morgan Freeman. 4 hours ago, Old Man said: 2010s Disaster Movies Based On Real Life Events: Deepwater Horizon vs. Everest Everest would be more fun to look at. Evil Empires I: New York Yankees vs. Alabama football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 Could anything be more annoying than omnipresent calls of "Roll Tide"? Evil Empires II: Dallas Cowboys vs. New England Patriots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 Ugh, what a choice. I'll have to give the benefit of the doubt to Dallas, because Tom Landry was a class act. (And Craig Morton, the first quarterback to lead my Donkeys to a winning season {and the Support Bowl} came from the Cowboys.) Evil Empires III: Los Angeles Lakers vs. Detroit Red Wings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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