Pariah Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Funny, I just spent three days in a conference on pretty much this exact question. The correct answer (at least in the context of teaching) is cooperation. Chalk board vs. White board Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Chalk. I can go on for pages about why I hate whiteboards, their markers, and the implements that are supposed to erase them. Deep frying or open flame roasting? And this refers to cooking, not making an example of a deserving enemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Roasting smells better, tastes better, and results in lower fat. (I will not disparage deep-fried turkeys at Thanksgiving, however.) More Useful for Teachers: Calcium carbonate as chalk vs. Calcium carbonate as an antacid (Tums, frex) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 A third use: coating your hands with it so you don't get friction burns while wringing the necks of administrators. ... and with that I gotta go teach. Consider this an off-topic comment. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Going with the antacid, especially since no one seems to use chalk for writing any more. Chalkboards (which are messy) vs. Whiteboards (which are messy, smelly, impossible to clean, and require expensive pens that stain and dry out) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Chalkboards because of Bart Simpson Birds of Prey (TV Show) vs. Gotham (TV Show) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Birds of Prey Tv shows: Supergirl or Flash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Melissa Benoist. TV shows: Agents of SHIELD vs. American Ninja Warrior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Agents of Shield because of May and Coulson TV Shows 2 Dallas vs Dynasty Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 No. I didn't watch either one then, I want it forgotten that either one existed, and I want everyone associated with them disposed of, stake through the heart, buried in a crossroads, and the ground salted with cobalt-60 and cesium-137 so that nothing like either show will arise on Earth again. There. I feel better now. Strychnine or Arsenic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Arsenic. It's actually essential to life for some really exotic deep-sea life (taking the place of phosphorus). Elemental Mischief: Beryllium vs. Boron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Boron has better uses Elemental Mischief continued Hydrogen vs Helium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Helium makes funny voices Barry Allen or Wally West? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Barry but I'm biased. Batman or Captain America? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Captain America. Winged Heroes: Falcon vs. Angel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Angel. Presumably the X-Men Romantic night in or dinner date & cinema ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Night in, because I am too lazy to leave the house (but, smart enough not to give the real reason). ANd even more importantly cheaper (again smart enough not to reveal that) Note: Any questions on why I am single? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 COlor shade battle Crimson vs Scarlet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Scarlet, because it isn't Harvard. Lahar or tsunami? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 tsunami. You can survive that. More Elemental Mischief Bromine vs Iodine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 Bromine. It's Barney Stinson's favorite element. Simple Humor: Light Bulb Jokes vs. Chicken-Crossing-the-Road Jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 Light bulb jokes More elemental mischief Fluorine vs Chlorine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 Fluorine. You can't make polytetrafluoroethylene (Teflon) without it. Uff da! The Minnesota Vikings football team vs. Actual Vikings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 The Minnesota Vikings as they will actually stop beating you up when the whistle blows or the yellow flag gets thrown. Elemental Mischief continued Astatine vs Tennessine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 Astatine sounds nicer. Sausages or steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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