I would never complain about the demigod of quarterbacks and froggy voices. Of course, it wasn't until this very moment that I put that post in the wrong thread.
Starlord -> <-Starlord
A guy is sitting at the bar and the bartender comes up to him and says:
"Hey, are you sleeping with that waitress over there?"
"Umm, no."
"Good, you fire her then."