Starlord

Obviously been playing too much Grand Theft Poultry.

So all the fighting we've been seeing in the trailers is just the lead-up to a passionate Sam & Diane type of romance? 😆
 
 

Shadizar the Wicked

Yar Nadrak

These health issues could be the result of a revenge plot by Viper operatives.  As we all know, Mr. Bennie was instrumental as the whistleblower who revealed all those Viper organizational secrets by writing a manual disguised as a 'Campaign Sourcebook' for a mild-mannered superhero rpg. 
 
J/K
Get well Scott Bennie!

I think that’s what’s called a snow job.😇

Yeah, that was the one I meant.  Too many Spider-Man movies to remember....

Randolph Xiao
 
From DEMON, Servants of Darkness

I got my second COVID vaccination yesterday afternoon. I'm tired (exacerbated, no doubt, by my daughter waking up at 5:45 this morning for no readily apparent reason) and achy, and my left arm is pretty sore. But I don't have any of the really worrying side effects: no fever, sore throat, shortness of breath, or anything like that. So I'm good.
 
I'm grateful today for everyone whose hard work and sacrifice made this vaccine possible. This virus stole a year from us. Now we have a way to fight back.

....and can Tom Brady go with him?

Seriously hate to do this, but I'm not sure that the dog bit is anything really bad on Cruz' part.  He went on vacation (given the timing, that was _bad_)...and he had people keeping an active (supposedly 24hr) eye on his home...and taking care of his dog.  That's inline with what I normally do, except that the folks I have watch our dogs typically stay inside the house.
 
Not defending the "vacation" or Cruz (perish the thought), but I think the dog is the wrong angle of attack.